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Can Someone Post a Succinct Summary of WTH is Going On?

sailordeac said:
1. North Korea has declared war on the whole world but everybody is just laughing at them. They are very frustrated and seeking advice from Dennis Rodman.

2. Karl Hess made not one but two - count 'em two! - correct calls at the Final Four. But then quickly recovered in time to screw up the game during the final ten seconds. Well done, Karl! Sorry Wichita State. Believe me when I say, "We feel your pain."

3. Frau Merkel does not like the way the people on Cyprus spend money. So, after consulting with her fellow wizzards somewhere in Belgium, they've decided to confiscate a bunch of money from some rich people (Russians they hope) with bank accounts on Cyprus. Just another day in the life of the Euro. Vladimir Putin was unavailable for polite comment.

4. Some Syrians, and our State Department seems to agree with them, believe that Syria would be better off run by God than by President Assad. God has not yet indicated that he would take the job (something about worrying that he would be misunderstood).

5. President Obama was re-elected as President.

6. Ronald Wellman has started to believe that he is God. Accordingly, he has micro-managed our once competitive basketball program into historic contemptability. For his next trick, he is going to have Karl Hess officiate all of our games next year, and even President Obama wont be able to stop him.
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Wellman to Syria?
 
Justicebork said:
Apparently the scout board chat room will open tonight at 8:30. PM please?
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i got totally [Redacted]'d by scout. set up my account so it wouldn't be auto-charged, switched cc's and paid off balance on old card, forgot about subscription, got auto-charged, didn't notice my old cc was being charged until late fees accrued.

i did get a pm from last night's chat though. we got information that was totally wrong and then was corrected this morning when random people tweeted out the right information. SOURCES!
 
wake20 said:
i got totally [Redacted]'d by scout. set up my account so it wouldn't be auto-charged, switched cc's and paid off balance on old card, forgot about subscription, got auto-charged, didn't notice my old cc was being charged until late fees accrued.

i did get a pm from last night's chat though. we got information that was totally wrong and then was corrected this morning when random people tweeted out the right information. SOURCES!
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What were the tweets?

Also, excellent use of [Redacted]'d.
 
wake20 said:
i did get a pm from last night's chat though. we got information that was totally wrong and then was corrected this morning when random people tweeted out the right information. SOURCES!
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So Deman is still being fed crap from the AD? When will that dude learn? He's approaching Greg Barnes' propaganda levels during the NCAA investigation into UNC.
 
RacerDeac said:
So Deman is still being fed crap from the AD? When will that dude learn? He's approaching Greg Barnes' propaganda levels during the NCAA investigation into UNC.
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That's exactly what is happening. Remember he was leaked info regarding Wake's supposed courting of Billy Donavan and maybe someone as ridiculous as Izzo? Complete insanity. I'm just glad Ball State hired a good, young coach. Looking forward to making it back to the NCAAt next year.
 
RacerDeac said:
So Deman is still being fed crap from the AD? When will that dude learn? He's approaching Greg Barnes' propaganda levels during the NCAA investigation into UNC.
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Packpride says it is not accurate and that NCSU is the presumptive favorite.

So take that for what it's worth.
 
Sorry, I have a life and am not going to read the whole thread to find out. Did someone mention to the original poster (not gonna look that up either) that Annette Funicello died?
 
Succint enough for you, you dumb fucker?

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This is what deman wrote on the free scout board this morning:

I was told by someone very close to the situation that some schools were eliminated yesterday from being considered (State being one of those). Then yesterday it flipped and for some reason unclear to me and my source, he has involved them again in the process along with about 6 other schools still under consideration. Stay tuned as this is a very fluid situation and I personally would not bet a nickle on how this ends up
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Awesome. What do people over on scout premium pay for these days? I will say in the era of twitter, these "insider" pay forums are a waste of money, in general.
 
Ball State Deac said:
That's exactly what is happening. Remember he was leaked info regarding Wake's supposed courting of Billy Donavan and maybe someone as ridiculous as Izzo? Complete insanity. I'm just glad Ball State hired a good, young coach. Looking forward to making it back to the NCAAt next year.
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Why on earth would the Izzo and Donovan rumors have been leaked from within the Athletic Department, especially with [Redacted] imminent? I mean that is like hinting to your wife that you are buying her a Mercedes for Christmas, and getting her a used Ford Fiesta. Honestly I don't understand the utility in any false positive rumors when it comes to recruits/postgrads, it is just going to make the fan base rage even harder when the bad news comes and for what kind of short term gain? You should always under-promise and over-deliver, not the opposite.

I think it is more likely the Izzo/Donovan source was just shit, not connected at all, and/or fucking with someone for their own personal pleasure. Still, even if I had been fed that turd from Ron himself I would have laughed in his face rather than pass it along to the masses.
 
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lol there are hundreds of names that could have accomplished that without dropping such ridiculous names. Aside from like Coach K, those might be the two most insane names to drop. I mean Izzo is a Michigan lifer (who later turned down the Cavs) and Donovan had already turned down a truck full of money from the Orlando Magic. Jesus Christ.

If anything those names would make the search process seem more illegitimate. Might as well had said John Wooden and Adolph Rupp.
 
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Fuck Your Couch said:
lol there are hundreds of names that could have accomplished that without dropping such ridiculous names. Aside from like Coach K, those might be the two most insane names to drop. I mean Izzo is a Michigan lifer (who later turned down the Cavs) and Donovan had already turned down a truck full of money from the Orlando Magic. Jesus Christ.

If anything those names would make the search process seem more illegitimate. Might as well had said John Wooden and Adolph Rupp.
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No one has accused our AD of doing the smart thing lately. In fact, this was just the first of many bad lies over the last 3+ years.
 
Fuck Your Couch said:
lol there are hundreds of names that could have accomplished that without dropping such ridiculous names. Aside from like Coach K, those might be the two most insane names to drop. I mean Izzo is a Michigan lifer (who later turned down the Cavs) and Donovan had already turned down a truck full of money from the Orlando Magic. Jesus Christ.

If anything those names would make the search process seem more illegitimate. Might as well had said John Wooden and Adolph Rupp.
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but you see they think you are stupid, so they didn't think you'd notice these facts.
 
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