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Life's small pleasant surprises (a/k/a RJ got a blowjob thread)

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Finding money in a pair of jeans you haven't worn in a while

The ghost wipe deuce
 
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thinking you're gonna need to go to the store for more eggs for a recipe and looking/seeing you actually have exactly as many as you need.
 
Coming back to the office from a vacation and finding out that there's nothing to catch up on. Woot Woot.
 
Surprise snow days.

Finishing the pot of coffee at home and filling up your mug at the same time.

The 2nd tree you look at in the lot ends up being the Griswold Family Christmas Tree.
 
The rare unicorn... when my wife goes into the store for one thing and actually comes out with only one thing and its the right thing.
 
WakeTheNation said:
The rare unicorn... when my wife goes into the store for one thing and actually comes out with only one thing and its the right thing.
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That sounds like the unicorn is hanging out with a mermaid, bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster being catered by Willy Wonka.
 
There's nothing quite like the simple pleasure of firing young professional women the Monday after Thanksgiving, amirite?
 
Just opened up my chocolate bar from Trader Joe's... and as it turns out, there are TWO chocolate bars in the package! I had a reaction akin to Charlie finding the golden ticket.

...and now I have "I've got a golden ticket" stuck in my head.
 
Had slow service at Elizabeth's when I was not in a hurry, they gave it to me free, including the beer.
 
forgot I could do a mileage reimbursement for 2 trips from DC to NC in the last month...nice little bonus
 
I was at at a bar watching the Lakers/blazers playoff game. I had been there for a while and wanted to find a place to sit. Two ladies in their late twenties had a booth. I asked them if I could join them to watch the fourth quarter.

They smiled and said I could, but they'd like to make a bet. I was all ears. They were Blazers fans. Their bet was if the Blazers won I had to buy each of them a drink. Even though the Blazers were up fifteen or so, I knew this was a no lose as I would have bought them a drink anyway.

I then said, "What if the Lakers win?"

One said, "we'll each buy you a drink."

"But you're up fifteen going into the fourth quarter."

They smiled at each other and the other one said,"If the Lakers win, you get to choose which one of us will give you a blow job."

It was the only time I can ever remember rooting for the Lakers.....yes they honored their bet.
 
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