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Chat Thread-A-Pallooza: I got two chats, one for the plug and one for the load

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DeacDiggler said:
How much would you estimate that the men on this board spend on an average bottle of shampoo? Corollary question: 2 or 3 in 1 or separate shampoo and conditioner? I'm curious on whether I'm missing something by using suave or other cheap brands.
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Conditioner makes my hair look like Kevin Bacon in Footloose, so just 1 in 1 for me. I spend $5-6 on a bottle of Pantene that lasts me a couple of months.
 
timdunkandthefunk said:
Was at Codmother on U St and had many, many of the beer/shot combos. Walked outside at 3 am and was talking to a guy while smoking a cig. Dropped the cig, it got wet, and realized it was my last one. He offered me one and I was too drunk to notice that it was a plastic one hitter. Took a drag and thought to myself "this is a nasty cigarette". Took another and realized something was wrong, asked him if it was weed (i don't smoke, give me a break) and he laughs and says "THAT AIN'T WEED N***A, THAT'S CRACK!".

I ended up holding the rail outside the bar from 3 am until 8 am when it felt safe to let go and walk home. Best I can describe it was like being flat on my back on a trampoline. For three seconds I felt like I was going up then a pause then three seconds I felt like I was going down (that dropping feeling in the stomach) then a pause....rinse and repeat. When I got home my girlfriend asked where the hell I was all night and I just said "smoked crack, too tired to talk, will explain later" and passed out for 11 hours.
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Although I guess I shared my appreciation for timdunk's awesome story via posrep. HYPOCRITE!
 
My cat buddy's friend -- dude who wrote "Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys" if you've ever read/seen that -- used to smoke crack some, then died young of cancer. Good luck timdunk.
 
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This CT is moving quick, dang. Will someone assplain escape room to me?
 
we bought weed once (i forget if wakephan09 was involved or not) from this guy in the food lion parking lot off university and it was laced with some kind of upper that my buddy was convinced was PCP, and as we walked around campus later that night he punched one of the light poles on the upper quad and broke his hand
 
Around 6:30 am the city guy that cleans up all the jumbo slice boxes etc was sweeping and asked if I could move off the rail for a second. I looked deep into his soul and said "Dude......no." I think he understood because he walked away without reacting.
 
Brews Taeks

1. Routinely overrated Grobe football teams except for the last two years
2. Thought Cam Newton would be terrible and we should have drafted AJ Green or Marcell Dareus up until like 10 minutes into his first rookie game
3. Think Smoltz is the best (not just my favorite) of the three Braves pitchers
4. Didn't think Dino was that bad and deserved another year
5. Wanted WFU to hire Bobby Petrino and put him on the bike to #OpenTheGate
 
TownieDeac said:
we bought weed once (i forget if wakephan09 was involved or not) from this guy in the food lion parking lot off university and it was laced with some kind of upper that my buddy was convinced was PCP, and as we walked around campus later that night he punched one of the light poles on the upper quad and broke his hand
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Was definitely around for that story and remember it, but I was not involved in the smoking or punching. Was probs in one of my more sober years (soph and senior).
 
I did watch like three or four of Bz's Colorado games on watchespn after we hired him and thought it could work, even though I think he lost three of the four I watched and they got killed on the boards and inside. It seemed like good basketball overall though, but what do I know.
 
El Chupacabra said:
My cat buddy's friend -- dude who wrote "Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys" if you've ever read/seen that -- used to smoke crack some, then died young of cancer. Good luck timdunk.
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One of my friends here in Austin -- who is also one of the smartest, most motivated people I know -- dropped out of high school in 9th grade to pursue a crack-filled semi-homeless existence. People's lives are crazy.
 
DeaconCav06 said:
Hot Take: LOTR franchise is garbage.
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This is probably my hottest take too. I'm the only person in my field that I've ever met -- literally, this is often a topic of conversation -- that's never read the entire series.
 
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