CHAT THREAD 60: Posted From Stolen Land

[Kory]

stop describing my job cowards

 

[WindyCityDeac]

the e-mails numbers has to reply to:

"hey do we need to order more packs of marlboro?

how is our inventory of four loko?"

"we are out of $500 scratch-offs"

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

yeah, launching a podcast around New Years

weekly guest spots from prominent posters

regular rotation with some special guests like that minnesota gophers guy

 

[Kory]

@RedSoxFaithful see look they actually want an old gold and black boards podcast

 

[ImTheCaptain]

this week's episode is sponsored by kory's turn tabling circus of mayhem

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

been doing a lot of unsubscribing from marketing emails lately and if you make someone click more than one button to unsubscribe you should have to pay a fine per click

 

[WRS]

windy you and i can never work together

i wish you the best

Kind regards,
Juice

 

[Kory]

@RedSoxFaithful when are we recording

 

[ImTheCaptain]

been doing a lot of unsubscribing from marketing emails lately and if you make someone click more than one button to unsubscribe you should have to pay a fine per click

*please allow 6-10 weeks to remove you from our list

also, unsubscribing from a particular sub-list of their stupid database

 

[Kory]

one of the cool things about working in an office again is the latent understanding and rhetorical game of who does/doesn't do work

like everyone knows Dane doesn't actually do shit around here

in a grad program everyone is so fucking focused on themselves there's no time to really talk that stuff

 

[ImTheCaptain]

one of the cool things about working in an office again is the latent understanding and rhetorical game of who does/doesn't do work

like everyone knows Dane doesn't actually do shit around here

not-so-Great Dane

 

[Kory]

Dane came in my office yesterday to ask about workflow because the dumbass printed off 1000 pages without getting approval from anyone

 

[Kory]

man there sure is a lot of feet-related Discourse surrounding the GOP huh

i'm sure that's just a coincidence

psychoanalysis.exe

 

[ImTheCaptain]

Dane came in my office yesterday to ask about workflow because the dumbass printed off 1000 pages without getting approval from anyone

does he think paper just grows on trees?

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

printer approval?

 

[KennyRogersRoast]

I'm all in for this. I want details

The couple have been together 34 years and have three kids. The other woman is probably 10 years younger. Neither the husband or the new woman seem to be showing any remorse over the affair. The wife is making threats against the other woman now, although her language is much more colorful.

 

[WRS]

People still print stuff?

 

[wakegrrl]

I think I've sent fewer than 10 emails all year. I don't work with anyone externally and anyone I need to talk with just Slack or set up a huddle and let's chat.

This is my husband. When we go on vacation for a week and compare notes upon return, I typically have 1500-ish emails in my work inbox, he'll have three.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

 

[WindyCityDeac]

The couple have been together 34 years and have three kids. The other woman is probably 10 years younger. Neither the husband or the new woman seem to be showing any remorse over the affair. The wife is making threats against the other woman now, although her language is much more colorful.

so the wife is gonna be the one to ultimately get in trouble i assume