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    CT 97 - In which RJ describes his merkin

    A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". The child told...
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    LOCK, DELETE.

    I feel like it's one of those Usain Bolt inexplicable sports science things where nothing about his body or physical characteristics or swing or throw suggests he could even play high school baseball, much less be a decent MLB player. I go through this every baseball season though.
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    CT 97 - In which RJ describes his merkin

    So this rich guy and this poor guy are friends and they get together before every christmas to have lunch and talk about their families. Poor guy asks rich guy what he got his wife for Christmas. Rich guy says "I got her a diamond bracelet and Mercedes." Poor guy asks why he got her both things...
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    CT 97 - In which RJ describes his merkin

    So Marquee Moon (who is also Warwick Davis?) started a thread just to be mean to the other guy? Did he do something other than (potentially not?) being bald? I feel like I'm often more confused after asking some questions like these. Sort of like I'm so lost with a lot of this chatting (do you...
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    CT 97 - In which RJ describes his merkin

    Can someone explain the "Is Bald Really Beautiful" thread to me, or is it not worth the effort? Is that all real? I'm pretty confused.
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    LOCK, DELETE.

    Just making fun of Pence's swing to my buddy and he JACKS one. Beckett is washed up.
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    CT 97 - In which RJ describes his merkin

    The other night, I got home from working really late and I was starving but there was barely any food in the fridge. I decided to go for the double decker PB&J. I was convinced it was a total pro move, but I made it about 3/4 of the way through and just felt gross.
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    CT 97 - In which RJ describes his merkin

    I really really enjoy peanut butter and jelly. I still eat it a couple nights a week as a late night snack in my 30s. That's normal, right?
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    Hire FGCU Coach Please

    1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1
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    CT 97 - In which RJ describes his merkin

    Leave it. When Birdie (did I do that right?) is all grown up, she will look back and think what a rad little kid she was to be a princess with a dino tat on her arm.
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    Is Bald Really Beautiful?

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    LOCK, DELETE.

    Doc leaves after 3 1/3 givng up 4 runs on 5 hits, with 3 walks and 9 K. That's a confusing line.
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    LOCK, DELETE.

    Doc throws 40 pitches, gives up 3 runs, and strikes out 3 in the first.
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    Pit Boss Beer Thread

    Nothing like Urine Detector to really set the party off
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    CT 97 - In which RJ describes his merkin

    You don't know what party FDR was in?
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