Recent content by Jacques Chirac

When you are in the family... you have more rights than when you are asking to join and knocking on the door.

When you google "Jacques Chirac" it wants to autofill "Jacques Cousteau" when you get to "Jacques C", which is weird because I saw his nephew Philippe Costeau Jr. a few weeks ago. He's a handsome dude, no homo. Probably on chic's celeb 5 list. Also weird that he never met his father, born after...

So our job responsibilities are being completely reshuffled womp womp

The construction of Europe is an art. It is the art of the possible.

Whoever assigned me this guy was high as fuck when they did it But I got the food down pat

Every so often I wake up that early and can't go back to sleep. I gather myself, go into work early, leave early and take a nap. Its really not that bad.

damn boards logged me out and I couldn't get back in time to yell at Bronson Pinchot for forgetting the period in India.Arie

not a bad idea

Well I'm glad that's settled. Racer wins, Lectro loses. Lectro will also be assessed a $20 fine payable to ITK to refund her ticket.

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http://soundcloud.com/deejaykue/b-o-b-feat-taylor-swift-both

Kroger backs the buckeyes

I love the shots of the dumb hot chicks

Bands a make her dance, bands a make her dance All these chicks popping pussy, I'm just popping bands

damn I got a bit of sun. And now I don't want to go out. Balls