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Last weekend. Big promotion seems imminent.

For my bus CDL. In the time that my testicles were in his hands he asked me how much I bench press and then started opining about how Hemingway was a real man’s man or a writer. Can’t say that was in my top 5 most enjoyable doctor visits.

I’m not sure why I had to get my balls checked for a DOT physical but how’s everything going for everyone else?

Welp, fuck it. We’re going to Disney again this summer.

I have not experienced any sluggishness.

You're not going to get bulky enough to limit your mobility. It's really, really, really hard to get bulky enough to limit your mobility, honestly.

Nutricost Creatine Monohydrate on Amazon.

Yeah, I've seen an uptick in strength from it.

Yeah, I take it daily. Did the loading phase and then felt like I gained some water weight, but that went away and honestly I feel like I've got the best mass/definition split of my life and I just turned 43. It has really been a gamechanger.

Idk, I have just used powder because it's cheap and effective.

Unsurprisingly I think DTJr missed the whole point of the movie Falling Down.

Peach up with the 4am crew.

You can avoid all this by simply avoiding shirts.

There are a lot of things that seem shitty about being famous, but having to go to events like the Met Gala seems up there at the top of the list.

Idk, man. I love playing those stupid games with my kids and then seeing how happy they are when they redeem the tickets. Plus my wife and I are elite at the hit the clowns with balls game and the light up ping pong games. Fully admit I'm not playing games that don't give tix though.

I’m not young, and at this point I’m sitting out of a presidential election where my “best choice” is someone actively funding genocide.

I was torn between the laugh or hug emoji on this.

Yeah, Barca has it, doubled down on it and had an insanely low mortgage to begin with. I understand people's issues with Ramsey's takes and politics and what not, but the course that we took when we got married helped us immensely financially over the long term.

Right now 5! And a wife! I'm a huge loser!

Yeah, I am less than a year away from having no mortgage or car payments, and I'm gonna enjoy the hell out of the month before my wife makes us buy a new house or car.