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ImTheCaptain said:
i'm going down to visit a friend tomorrow; they recently moved into a new house a few weeks ago and he needs some help doing a couple DIY things

his wife was put on bed rest for her second pregnancy, they have a two year old son and his dog died on Tuesday

what can i get for his wife as a..uh...housewarming your dog died gift?
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Bourbon. Definitely bourbon.
 
With a pee sample at the doctor, they really only need a small amount to test so I try not to fill the whole cup with steaming piss (and stay hydrated/avoid asparagus) a courtesy to the folks who have to handle it.

A shit sample is not as easily minimized by the depositor - you either get nothing or the entire brown banana at once. And hell if I’m gonna cleave off a chunk once it’s laid in the collector so…here you go lab
 
06deacon said:
With a pee sample at the doctor, they really only need a small amount to test so I try not to fill the whole cup with steaming piss (and stay hydrated/avoid asparagus) a courtesy to the folks who have to handle it.

A shit sample is not as easily minimized by the depositor - you either get nothing or the entire brown banana at once. And hell if I’m gonna cleave off a chunk once it’s laid in the collector so…here you go lab
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Now I'm really curious what kind of stool samples you've done. I did NOT package the full hot dog tray for FedEx to pick up. You basically just scoop an ounce or two into a vial.
 
tigerswood said:
Now I'm really curious what kind of stool samples you've done. I did NOT package the full hot dog tray for FedEx to pick up. You basically just scoop an ounce or two into a vial.
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Oh I’ve never done it…just my immature mind wandering after laughing through your previous posts.
 
But where’s the fun in a small vial? Send em the whole enchilada
 
The key to a good stool sample is to make sure you eat a solid helping of corn at every meal for the three days leading up to sample collection.
 
myDeaconmyhand said:
Friendly reminder that Cherie Berry is actually the person that implemented the photo license elevator signage, and she did it for campaigning purposes to establish name recognition with voters.
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yup. and her successor recently ended the practice.
 
My MIL is in town to help with the kids while my wife goes to Vegas M-Th with her sister.

But, my wife stays at home so my kids are only in preschool until 1 each day and it is t feasible for me to not have help.
 
myDeaconmyhand said:
Friendly reminder that Cherie Berry is actually the person that implemented the photo license elevator signage, and she did it for campaigning purposes to establish name recognition with voters.
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Idk, man. I can't even begin to relate how much safer I felt when I felt the reassuring Cherie Berry gaze upon me as I pressed the button to my hotel floor.
 
myDeaconmyhand said:
Friendly reminder that Cherie Berry is actually the person that implemented the photo license elevator signage, and she did it for campaigning purposes to establish name recognition with voters.
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She was also really corrupt and bad at her job which resulted in NC workers having a pretty shitty experience.
 
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