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First man to get a team of horses up Bear Mountain
I thought Red Lobster going bankrupt because of the “Endless Shrimp” deal was a meme, but it’s actually true.
Oh shit. My wife is going to Athens for 10 days in June. Treat her well.I’m good. I don’t speak any Greek but I’m going to start on Duolingo. Whole fam is going to Greece in June to meet in-laws’ family.
I thought Red Lobster going bankrupt because of the “Endless Shrimp” deal was a meme, but it’s actually true.
No one believes the bolded.I ate the hottest pepper I've ever eaten in my life on Saturday. I nearly vomited. I forced myself to keep it down because I was terrified of having it back in my mouth.
It was brutal. Mouth full of thick saliva. Red face. Confused. Intense stomach pain and an urge to purge. Just...complete disaster.
I've been waiting for the other shoe to drop, so to speak. I know this demon must get out of me. I fear the moment when whatever is left of that hellish veggie slides out of my balloon knot. I worry there will be blood.
However, it's now deep into Tuesday and that is way past my normal turnover rate. Is it possible that my innards have calmed the fire?
Pick a god damn side, you coward.speculate on the outcome of a theoretical fight between Smaugh and Glaurung
ChatGPT
A theoretical fight between Smaug, the fearsome dragon from J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit," and Glaurung, the mighty dragon from J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Silmarillion," would undoubtedly be an epic clash of titans, each possessing immense power and cunning.
Smaug, known for his cunning intellect and deadly fire-breath, would likely rely on his size and strength to dominate the battlefield. His armored scales would provide formidable protection against Glaurung's attacks, and his ability to fly would give him an advantage in terms of mobility and strategy.
Glaurung, on the other hand, is described as the Father of Dragons, possessing a hypnotic gaze and the ability to weave powerful illusions. While perhaps not as physically imposing as Smaug, Glaurung's mental abilities and strategic thinking could prove to be significant assets in the battle.
Ultimately, the outcome of such a confrontation would depend on various factors, including the terrain of the battlefield, the strategies employed by each dragon, and whether they have any allies or resources at their disposal. It's possible that the fight could end in a stalemate, with both dragons sustaining significant injuries but ultimately surviving to fight another day.
However, if forced to speculate on a victor, one might lean towards Smaug due to his larger size and more overtly destructive abilities. Nevertheless, Glaurung's cunning and magical prowess could present unexpected challenges, making the outcome difficult to predict with certainty. In the end, it would likely be a battle for the ages, leaving a trail of devastation in its wake.
Can you prove that you’re not dead?I ate the hottest pepper I've ever eaten in my life on Saturday. I nearly vomited. I forced myself to keep it down because I was terrified of having it back in my mouth.
It was brutal. Mouth full of thick saliva. Red face. Confused. Intense stomach pain and an urge to purge. Just...complete disaster.
I've been waiting for the other shoe to drop, so to speak. I know this demon must get out of me. I fear the moment when whatever is left of that hellish veggie slides out of my balloon knot. I worry there will be blood.
However, it's now deep into Tuesday and that is way past my normal turnover rate. Is it possible that my innards have calmed the fire?
Pick a god damn side, you coward.
"It's highly unlikely for a hot pepper to cause an explosion in someone's digestive system, including the rectum. While spicy foods can cause discomfort, irritation, and even a burning sensation in the digestive tract, they don't have the ability to generate enough pressure to cause an explosion. However, consuming extremely spicy peppers can lead to intense gastrointestinal distress, including diarrhea and abdominal pain. It's always best to consume spicy foods in moderation and be mindful of your tolerance level. If you're concerned about discomfort or reactions to spicy foods, it's a good idea to consult with a healthcare professional."Can someone ask the AI whether a hot pepper can explode @Donkey Deac Doug’s butthole?
I ate the hottest pepper I've ever eaten in my life on Saturday. I nearly vomited. I forced myself to keep it down because I was terrified of having it back in my mouth.
It was brutal. Mouth full of thick saliva. Red face. Confused. Intense stomach pain and an urge to purge. Just...complete disaster.
I've been waiting for the other shoe to drop, so to speak. I know this demon must get out of me. I fear the moment when whatever is left of that hellish veggie slides out of my balloon knot. I worry there will be blood.
However, it's now deep into Tuesday and that is way past my normal turnover rate. Is it possible that my innards have calmed the fire?
$63,000Lets play a game. My surgery involved a 2 level discectomy with artificial disk replacements during a 4 hour surgery, and I spent one night in the hospital. Any guesses as to the total charge?
what was it and why did you eat it?I ate the hottest pepper I've ever eaten in my life on Saturday.
$117,483.69Lets play a game. My surgery involved a 2 level discectomy with artificial disk replacements during a 4 hour surgery, and I spent one night in the hospital. Any guesses as to the total charge?
I'm preparing a small grant proposal with someone else on a Google Doc. Am I an asshole for sneaking in Oxford commas even though my collaborator doesn't seem to use them?