CTYB8.0: broke boards are broke (alternate title: reminiscing on our brothers and sisters who have forsaken us)

[WindyCityDeac]

I wish I had gotten more warning about ball sagging as you age…

 

[mako1331]

Also confused as to why you'd need a physical for the Department of Transportation (????)

For my bus CDL. In the time that my testicles were in his hands he asked me how much I bench press and then started opining about how Hemingway was a real man’s man or a writer. Can’t say that was in my top 5 most enjoyable doctor visits.

 

[deacfan78]

I wish I had gotten more warning about ball sagging as you age…

Mine have been bobbing in the water since my 20s.

 

[KennyRogersRoast]

what does DOT stand for in this case

Displacement of Testicles.

 

[Mt. Olive]

Is Mako bragging or complaining about a little afternoon sex?

 

[BarcaDeac]

For my bus CDL. In the time that my testicles were in his hands he asked me how much I bench press and then started opining about how Hemingway was a real man’s man or a writer. Can’t say that was in my top 5 most enjoyable doctor visits.

shoulda checked that form

 

[DeacInVermont]

For my bus CDL. In the time that my testicles were in his hands he asked me how much I bench press and then started opining about how Hemingway was a real man’s man or a writer. Can’t say that was in my top 5 most enjoyable doctor visits.

Mako, don't go to a "doctor" that you meet on a rafting trip...

 

[Deacfreak07]

I wish I had gotten more warning about ball sagging as you age…

I find that @mako1331’s mom’s chin is effective at holding them up.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

I wish I had gotten more warning about ball sagging as you age…

How old are you, anyway

 

[BarcaDeac]

time for dick measuring contest #2: ball sagging distance

 

[ImTheCaptain]

I don’t think my balls have sagged.

Inquiring minds.

 

[deacfan78]

I don’t think my balls have sagged.

Inquiring minds.

It's a sack issue, not a ball issue.

 

[WindyCityDeac]

How old are you, anyway

50

I suppose it’s similar to women’s breasts sagging as they age… not in Tampa of course none of them sag in Tampa

 

[Deacfreak07]

50

I suppose it’s similar to women’s breasts sagging as they age… not in Tampa of course none of them sag in Tampa

I’m sure the same surgeons could give you a little nip and tuck too.

 

[WindyCityDeac]

I’m sure the same surgeons could give you a little nip and tuck too.

I’m going to look into that

 

[Biff Tannen]

I’m going to look into that

I thought your double ex-wife kept them in a jar on the mantle at your old house.

 

[DeaconCav06]

Also confused as to why you'd need a physical for the Department of Transportation (????)

So you don’t have a heart attack while hauling toxic chemicals and to make sure you can see and hear.

 

[deacon14]

What do you think people are doing in the afternoon when they are on yellow and you message them on teams and they just never get back to you?

Scrolling on OGboards.com on my phone

 

[YoungBuck95]

$250 to replace the igniter on the oven makes me want to just use the air fryer

 

[Kory]

BBL Windy