I would love to know Wellman's honest-to-god reaction to this. Sadly, we'll never hear it.
stevie "i have those numbers you requested master"
[takes paper. skims quickly. his smile does not reach his eyes.]
wellman - "excuse me steve. i need to return a few phone calls."
stevie - "of course master." (slinks away licking his lips but looking sad a lonely as most other ad employees scuttle away from him)
[closes door. drops his head.deep sigh. three slow deep breaths.]
"you can do this ronnie." "i can't." "yes you can."
[head still hanging low. three more deep breaths.]
"you can do this ronnie." "yes, mother. i CAN do this."
[raises head and moves to his desk.almost tip toeing in his dark green pointed toe slippers]
[sits at his desk. chews pen.begins brain storm]
-- 40% ... "no ronnie. that won't work."
-- it's a process that... "you must find something new ronnie."
-- we will be historically... "aaarrgggg... my precious..."
[deep breath]
-- these results are not where we want them to be and they will improve. we have a lot to over come with the wake forest standards - hee hee hee- that we must adhere to. we will not compromise our values and integrity ... "with the truth teee heee heee" and we will be back to our historically competitive mediocr {scratches out}... nature and compete for championships in a variety of spor {
scratch} endeavors. anyone who has built and sustained a winning program knows they {do not grow on trees... uh...grow over night... hmmm...{
SCRATCH} are a process and we are working towards achieving the success we deserve "i will fine
EVERY TEAM IN THE COUNTRY AND PENALIZE EVERYONE UNTIL WE HAVE A WINNING RECORD! THEY DON'T KNOW! NO ONE KNOWS! F U DV7!!!!!!!!"
[heavy breathing]
"STEVIE. Get me Jeff. I NEED HIM KNOW!"
"of course master" [Stevie scuttles off crablike, in search of bzz... his nemesis. the man that takes ronnie's attention away from him. "if only i could sabotage this somehow... but no... the master would be upset..."
