myDeaconmyhand
First man to get a team of horses up Bear Mountain
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But it's got something, this water fountain. It's got charisma. Try as you might, you can't tear your eyes away. It's like a great wrestling heel, or the villain in a melodrama. It knows it matters, and it knows how much. This water fountain looks at not just Landon Donovan, but all of U.S. soccer in 2002, and sees nothing but a bunch of regular dudes wearing asinine clothing in ridiculous poses. Where did it get that idea? Doesn't matter. What matters is that this water fountain has a drive-time talk radio host on speed dial. And it calls.
This water fountain is everything American soccer has been fighting against for 50 years.
Corrected caption: "Why, hello there. I was just stretchin'. Just stretchin' out my body here on this fence. Like my outfit? It cost $750 at Barneys. It's not so bad for stretchin' in. It's OK. Could be better. This chain-link fence is my main stretchin' spot. I like the way the chain links feel on my hands. Not sure if you noticed this, but, uh, there's a pretty funny pattern on my pants."
But it's got something, this water fountain. It's got charisma. Try as you might, you can't tear your eyes away. It's like a great wrestling heel, or the villain in a melodrama. It knows it matters, and it knows how much. This water fountain looks at not just Landon Donovan, but all of U.S. soccer in 2002, and sees nothing but a bunch of regular dudes wearing asinine clothing in ridiculous poses. Where did it get that idea? Doesn't matter. What matters is that this water fountain has a drive-time talk radio host on speed dial. And it calls.
This water fountain is everything American soccer has been fighting against for 50 years.
Corrected caption: "Why, hello there. I was just stretchin'. Just stretchin' out my body here on this fence. Like my outfit? It cost $750 at Barneys. It's not so bad for stretchin' in. It's OK. Could be better. This chain-link fence is my main stretchin' spot. I like the way the chain links feel on my hands. Not sure if you noticed this, but, uh, there's a pretty funny pattern on my pants."
