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SkinsNDeacs
03-24-2011, 05:21 PM
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2011/3/23/2067264/dez-bryant-shopping-mall-banned-dallas-cowboys

Lets see how much restraint our new Mods has :D

Edit: Forgot we have more than one Boi fan Mod.

TWDeac
03-24-2011, 05:22 PM
I'll be the first to hax you into submission

Teamramrod
03-24-2011, 05:30 PM
FUCK THE PO-PO!!

beedeacfans
03-24-2011, 05:41 PM
He's one of Jerry's kids, if these Kowboyz fans will drink the kool aid Jerry gives them, showing your ass at a mall down here is nothing! What a pathetic fan base....Oh well at least they'll win the Super Bowl next year, just ask them!

61raddeac
03-24-2011, 05:50 PM
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DeacAlum2001
03-24-2011, 05:55 PM
One of the NFL analysts on ESPN (maybe Mortensen) recently talked about the expiration of the CBA would probably see more than the usual conduct problems this off-season because NFL players are not subject to the player conduct clause anymore. Wonder what we'll see next?

wfumike02
03-24-2011, 05:56 PM
Classy players they have there in Dallas. This is totally consistent with the scum Jerry Jones imports on a yearly basis.

I wasn't fortunate enough to be at the game that ended Michael Irvin's career. IIRC I was in Luter dorm, and the first words out of my mouth (loudly) when he got hit were, "Stay down motherfucker." I did feel a little bad when I realized the severity of it though.

That's why I miss Brian Dawkins so much. You never knew when he might lay a career ender on some Dallas POS.

deacondamo
03-24-2011, 06:57 PM
Classy players they have there in Dallas. This is totally consistent with the scum Jerry Jones imports on a yearly basis.

I wasn't fortunate enough to be at the game that ended Michael Irvin's career. IIRC I was in Luter dorm, and the first words out of my mouth (loudly) when he got hit were, "Stay down motherfucker." I did feel a little bad when I realized the severity of it though.

That's why I miss Brian Dawkins so much. You never knew when he might lay a career ender on some Dallas POS.

Steve Atwater ended many careers as well. RIP Christian Okoye.

Deadbolt
03-24-2011, 08:27 PM
Nobody wants to see your ass while eating a giant pretzel and dipping dots. Culture smulture, pull up your damned pants. Fucking hoodratz.

Deacon511
03-24-2011, 09:40 PM
Joins the long line of cowboy convicts

deacvision7
03-24-2011, 09:41 PM
The Redskins brothers are both here??? :willynilly:

TWDeac
03-24-2011, 09:43 PM
The Redskins brothers are both here??? :willynilly:

We are alone in a sea of plebes, my friend.

SkinsNDeacs
03-24-2011, 09:51 PM
We are alone in a sea of plebes, my friend.

Don't worry...there will be no NFL this year and if there is the Cowbois and the Redskins will be irrelevant by Thanksgiving.

myDeaconmyhand
03-24-2011, 10:00 PM
pants on the ground, pants on the ground.

TWDeac
03-24-2011, 10:01 PM
Don't worry...there will be no NFL this year and if there is the Cowbois and the Redskins will be irrelevant by Thanksgiving.

Ugh, don't remind me.

If Wake is bad again this year, I don't have the Cowboys to fall back on. Although, last year, both were terrible.

wfudkn
03-24-2011, 10:07 PM
I can't believe this is even a story. NFL player acts like a spoiled millionaire turd?!?!?! SHOCKING!! The only reason people care is because they want to hate on the Boys. I for one am fucking thrilled that he's on my team, whether he's a douche or not.

61raddeac
03-24-2011, 10:35 PM
I live near this mall. Only reason this really is a story is because the soccer moms have been trying to get rid of the pants down crowd for months now. It interferes with their Neiman's shopping.

EatLeadCommie
03-24-2011, 10:53 PM
Homeboys with their pants down low stand out like a sore thumb in North Park.

EatLeadCommie
03-24-2011, 10:54 PM
Steve Atwater ended many careers as well. RIP Christian Okoye.

Atwater didn't end Okoye's career. Bad knees and a lack of desire for football did.

BillBrasky
03-25-2011, 03:32 AM
I live near this mall. Only reason this really is a story is because the soccer moms have been trying to get rid of the pants down crowd for months now. It interferes with their Neiman's shopping.

This is the first time I've ever sided with soccer moms.

What a (fill in the blank)....lets see what yall say

Deadbolt
03-25-2011, 07:31 AM
I live near this mall. Only reason this really is a story is because the soccer moms have been trying to get rid of the pants down crowd for months now. It interferes with their Neiman's shopping.

A lot of malls across the country are trying to eliminate this kind of thing. I know in Durham and Raleigh they put in age restrictions, and if you're walking around looking all thugged out, the police will tell you to leave. This happened after a bunch of thugged out high schoolers were starting fights at the mall. They want to get rid of the loitering (aka not buying anything) crowd.

2&2 Slider To Leyritz
03-25-2011, 10:13 AM
I didn't think sagging pants were in style any more. Every young black dude I see now is wearing skin-tight jeans, to the point I don't know how they sit down. It is pretty funny actually, because it is tough to mean-mug it wearing pants that look like spandex.

ProbationDeac
03-25-2011, 10:17 AM
I don't get the sagging thing. Why would anyone desire to walk around with their pants about to fall off?

wake20
03-25-2011, 02:04 PM
checking in from northpark mall. no dez sightings. well, no black people in general.

Marietta Deac
03-25-2011, 04:50 PM
Two words. "Private property". If Dez don't like it, he can spend some of his millions on pants that fit.

Caturday
03-25-2011, 04:56 PM
Two words. "Private property". If Dez don't like it, he can spend some of his millions on pants that fit.

Or $50k steak dinners.

deacvision7
03-26-2011, 02:33 AM
Dez came off as a complete jackass, no doubt.


But who really cares?