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Really Bad Sandusky Jokes

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Say what you will about Jerry Sandusky, but at least he drives slowly through school zones.

What do you call an older woman who likes young men? A cougar. What do you call an older man who likes young men? A nittany lion.

You know it's bedtime at Jerry Sandusky's house when the big hand is on the little hand...

Jerry Sandusky was spotted at Wal-Mart today. Apparently he was confused by a sign that said "Boys' pants half-off".

It is well known that Sandusky was the best at making tight ends into wide receivers.

Penn State: the only University where you can major in minors.

Jerry Sandusky attempted suicide by jumping into the sea...Coast Guards found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy.

How is a Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise? He gets there before the hare.
 
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Those jokes are old enough to feel safe alone with Jerry Sandusky.
 
On a scale of 1-10, how old is Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?
 
What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a terrorist?

Sandusky actually gets his virgins.
 
One of the most sickening things about this whole ordeal is how a lot of people apparently saw the warning signs, yet did nothing about it...

For example, one night Jerry Sandusky & Tim Curley were watching "Pirates of the Caribbean" together, when Jerry asks, "Would you bone Keira Knightley?"

Curley replied, "She's got a skinny ass and no tits...it'd be like shagging a school boy."

Jerry replies, "Yeah, so would I."
 
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What does Sandusky like more than winning?

Coming from behind.


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New flavor at Penn State ice cream shop. The Jerry Sandusky, packed fudge topped with 10 year old nuts!


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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky at age 6 and at age 60? A: When he was 6 his hair was brown and his penis was white.
 
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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a Jerry Sandusky joke?

Jerry Sandusky is hard for kids. A Jerry Sandusky joke isn't hard for anybody.
 
freak and CP3 should have started this thread.
 
What does Sandusky like more than winning?

Coming from behind.


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New flavor at Penn State ice cream shop. The Jerry Sandusky, packed fudge topped with 10 year old nuts!


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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky at age 6 and at age 60? A: When he was 6 his hair was brown and his penis was white.

It's called the Creamery...I love that ice cream and miss it very much.
 
New flavor at Penn State ice cream shop. The Jerry Sandusky, packed fudge topped with 10 year old nuts!

What if I told you that there was a real flavor called Sandusky Blitz which was banana flavored ice cream topped with chocolate covered nuts?
 
What if I told you that there was a real flavor called Sandusky Blitz which was banana flavored ice cream topped with chocolate covered nuts?

That reads like the weirdest 30 for 30 promo ever.
 
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