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Would you eat unwiped a$$ if it meant...

Would you?

  • Yes

    Votes: 36 43.9%
  • No

    Votes: 36 43.9%
  • doofus/numbers

    Votes: 10 12.2%

  • Total voters
    82
  • Poll closed .

deacphat

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winning an NCAA Basketball Championship by the 2014-2015 season?
 
all this talk of eating ass is making me hungry
 
Is wiping it then eating it not an option? Is that kinda like cheating?
 
Who here takes "clean" shits? We need you to step up for the team here.
 
If it is Mila Kunis's ass and she had a simple healthy meal last night, hang it. If it's Big Ron who had Indian food from a trailer in the bad part of town, BuzzIn.
 
I think that would be legal as long as you ate whatever you wiped. You can't just clean it then throw it away though.

Well what's the point then?

As Deacman is so fond of saying, there is no transitive power between eating ass and obtaining a particular sports result.
 
Some of you need to get your priorities straight.

I would totally eat unwiped ass if it guaranteed Wake a National Championship in Basketball.
 
I took two clean dumps today. No wipes necessary. However, no one from this board is tongue punching my fart box anytime soon.
 
What's the definition of "eat" in this scenario? Is it a one-and-done hearty lick, or is it a full-blown french-kiss of the sphincter while tongue-probing for the upper intestines?
 
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