I Hereby Resign Effective Immediately

Dear OGB Boards:

After much soul searching, I have decided that I am not the right fit for Wake Forest basketball. Quite frankly, I am in over my head. My good friend, Ronnie Wellman, begged me to take the job. I was reluctant, but he finally broke me down with an annual salary close to ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Since then, I learned that my so called friend had duped me. Again, frankly, I stepped right into a giant pile of donkey shit.

I blame Coach Dino Gaudino and my players for failing me, as well as Herr Wellman for tricking me into leaving Colorado.

I'm packing up the Prius and heading out of town.

I thought I'd announce my intentions here first.

DV7 and his butt buddies can kiss my unwiped ass.

Sincerely,

Coach Buzz.

Kind of surprised there's no "Dino Gaudino" parody.

myDeaconmyhand said:

Kind of surprised there's no "Dino Gaudino" parody.

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Well, there is the Dino legacy parody.

:thumbsup:Haha packing the Prius...

Chunkyc said:

:thumbsup:Haha packing the Prius...

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I also laughed at packing up the Prius. Sometimes an old, tired joke just fits perfectly in to its surroundings.

If Bzzz would resign, he'd have no problem finding plenty of people more than willing to help him pack up whatever he drives.

If only, if only...

Prius jokes never get old