Things to do today.
1. Get up.
2. Get on my Welfare Computer and check my food stamps.
3. Get on my welfare phone and call a few people.
3. Call a Ambulance to take me to the doctor because I have a pimple on my butt. And charge it off to Medicaid
4. Have the hospital pay for me a cab home.
5. Turn my heat up and open the windows because Welfare has my back on the electric bill.
6. Eat my Steak and Lobster I bought with my food stamp money.
7. Do a little hanging out at the street corner with my cardboard sign saying "I'm too lazy to find a job. Give me money for my MadDog and I need to DONK out my Caprice"
8. Bitch and complain about how this country OWES me......And how the system keeps me down.
OR BETTER YET... I will go out and work, pay my taxes, raise my family, pay my bills, make sure my car is full of gas, eat Ramen spiced up with some celery and carrots. All on $500 every 2 weeks take home.... And hold my head high because I aint a lazy peice of shit. Hope this pisses people off.