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    What's sad is that people will forgive that with the usual, "Oh, that's just how they were raised" horseshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ball State Deac View Post
    In fairness, I bated him into it. But still, pretty hilarious.
    You are the master bater.

  3. #243
    Quote Originally Posted by deacvision7 View Post
    Got about 10 or 12 in and had to stop reading that filth.
    Yeah, they were making me feel sick to my stomach.

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    Not only did we win the Electoral vote but we won the poular vote!
    Thank Godesses.

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    I found this one exactly where I thought it'd be:

    Ok folks. After last nights results, assume the position. Stand up straight, feet together. Now bend over, grab your ankles and kiss your fricken' ass goodbye. We're in for another 4 years of reaming. Unless, of course, you're a woman who enjoys the right to kill her offspring, you're a minority who enjoys the right to sponge off the rest of us, you're here illegally (by the way, that makes you a criminal) and you love the handouts that I have to work my ass off to give you, you're young and don't feel like getting off the couch to get a job or you're a gay reprobate. To those folks, cuddos to you. You pulled it off!!!

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    My favorite crazy posted this Vannevar Bush quote (unattributed of course)

    We cannot meet it (the threat of dictatorship) if we turn this Country into a wishy washy imitation of totalitarianism, where every man's hand is out for pabulum and virile creativeness has given place to the patronizing favor of swollen bureaucracy.
    I recognized the quote instantly and figured this person had no idea where it came from...so I decided to have a little fun

    Vannevar Bush did most of his work thru government grants that tax dollars paid for -- including the atomic bomb.
    The man was an absolute genius.
    And the reply:
    Paul, his essay "As We May Think" is interesting. Thanks for mentioning him.

    I didn't mention him first. You brought him up by putting his words into your Facebook status update.
    Football. Bloody Hell.

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    Oh man...I just overheard a great one while eating lunch in Zaxby's. Some guy is talking to his buddy at the next table over. He is PISSED about this election thing. He's going on about how he's stockpiling ammo so when Obama takes away our right to vote and disbands the USA, he can organize a militia for the new Civil War. I only caught a glance, but it looked like he was openly carrying as well, which is the second one I've seen this week since Tuesday.

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    I work for a nonprofit and monitor the email box for our email blasts. We're doing relief work in the NE in response to Sandy and we sent out a fundraising email, and this morning I got no less than 20 of them telling me to ask Obama for the money since he has all of their money. One person said they don't feel sorry for the East Coast because the blue states are all there and they voted for Obama so fuck 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarcaDeac View Post
    I work for a nonprofit and monitor the email box for our email blasts. We're doing relief work in the NE in response to Sandy and we sent out a fundraising email, and this morning I got no less than 20 of them telling me to ask Obama for the money since he has all of their money. One person said they don't feel sorry for the East Coast because the blue states are all there and they voted for Obama so fuck 'em.
    There are some very greedy, very selfish people in this country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadbolt View Post
    Oh man...I just overheard a great one while eating lunch in Zaxby's. Some guy is talking to his buddy at the next table over. He is PISSED about this election thing. He's going on about how he's stockpiling ammo so when Obama takes away our right to vote and disbands the USA, he can organize a militia for the new Civil War. I only caught a glance, but it looked like he was openly carrying as well, which is the second one I've seen this week since Tuesday.
    That's what you get for eating at a fucking Zaxby's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeaconSig View Post
    That's what you get for eating at a fucking Zaxby's.
    Woah now...them zalads is good eating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarcaDeac View Post
    I work for a nonprofit and monitor the email box for our email blasts. We're doing relief work in the NE in response to Sandy and we sent out a fundraising email, and this morning I got no less than 20 of them telling me to ask Obama for the money since he has all of their money. One person said they don't feel sorry for the East Coast because the blue states are all there and they voted for Obama so fuck 'em.
    These are the same people who believe we should disband FEMA, Social Security, welfare, and Medicaid, and then all the poor people and disaster victims can get everything they need from the generosity of churches and their fellow citizens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WFFaithful View Post
    "If we let Puerto Rico become a state what other poor nations will want to become states?"
    ...

    Quote Originally Posted by swallowthesun View Post
    "What good does it do to vote are work hell I stop working and gets an Obama phone and well far"

    No. Stop. That can't be real.

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    What is an Obama phone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ITK View Post
    What is an Obama phone?
    To the google! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAOwJvTOio

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    Haven't these phones have been in existence since the Clinton administration!?

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    I see a black person! Such diversity.
    Football. Bloody Hell.

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