This one is pretty good (but not crazy):i find it an interesting juxtaposition that I am worried about "robbing and looting" in my neighborhood the day before an election...I mean why am I worried about my flat-screen when tomorrow somebody from the republicrat or demiclican party will be empowered to take whatever they want from me anyway...
A person said to me "this is the most interesting and important election in this country's history." I can think of at least four - 1912, 1876, 1860, and 1852 - that were either more interesting, more important, or both.
The conceit of the present is a dangerous thing.