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    Thank you, Boss Baby, for making Blackbird my 2yo's favorite song

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    Quote Originally Posted by bym051d View Post
    We found out early but didn't feel the need to make a production out of it.
    Like any good Gen Xer.

    There's not much millennial garbage that makes me roll my eyes, but gender reveal parties are just ridiculous.

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    having your pregnant wife hike you a pinata to punt is just about the dumbest thing I've ever heard

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    maybe if someone stuffed a wild boar full of colored powder and then you had to jump on it's back and stab it to death in a small arena

    that's probably the only acceptable reveal party

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    a gender reveal party is the most millenial thing ever. every life moment doesn't deserve a fucking party.

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    I prefer my children to figure out their own gender identity sometime in their teenage years. I don't force gender upon them before they've even been born. Seems barbaric.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeacDiggler View Post
    a gender reveal party is the most millenial thing ever. every life moment doesn't deserve a fucking party.
    to be clear, we are not doing a party. it will most likely be me and my wife and 2.5yo opening the letter. maybe we will have the parents over. was just thinking of doing something more fun than opening an envelope but apparently that is a monumentally bad idea

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    generally speaking, i don't think doing things that you think are fun is a bad idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmoneydeac View Post
    I can’t even tell who the parents are. Seems like the 2 dudes. Maybe that lady is their surrogate. I could get behind that “gender” reveal.

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    i may be way late to the game, but I just came across this and will never be able to read the book normally again.


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    Quote Originally Posted by awakeandready View Post
    Open a box with either hot dogs or tacos inside.
    This is the only other acceptable option.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeacsATS View Post
    I prefer my children to figure out their own gender identity sometime in their teenage years. I don't force gender upon them before they've even been born. Seems barbaric.
    Yep. The post millennial gender reveal party will be when the kid is ready.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NjDeac77 View Post
    i may be way late to the game, but I just came across this and will never be able to read the book normally again.

    I read it to my niece Migos style. 1:45 is my favorite part of the reading.


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    [QUOTE=timdunkandthefunk;3051297]I read it to my niece Migos style. 1:45 is my favorite part of the reading.

    you're on the parenting thread? always knew you had a kid out there you weren't telling anyone about

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    Quote Originally Posted by NjDeac77 View Post
    i may be way late to the game, but I just came across this and will never be able to read the book normally again.

    That radio station has done a whole bunch of them - Ludacris is probably the best one. Kid Ink's version is pretty good too.

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    [QUOTE=NjDeac77;3051314]
    Quote Originally Posted by timdunkandthefunk View Post
    I read it to my niece Migos style. 1:45 is my favorite part of the reading.

    you're on the parenting thread? always knew you had a kid out there you weren't telling anyone about
    When you only have 15 minutes of work to do a day you read EVERY thread. Except the tunnels, of course. I'm not a masochist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NjDeac77 View Post

    When you only have 15 minutes of work to do a day you read EVERY thread. Except the tunnels, of course. I'm not a masochist.
    I'm in the wrong business. You can work 15 minutes a day and go on all these golf trips? (Also no kids helps the ability to do fun things)

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    Found out today the hard way - 12 month shots are the worst. one in each arm and one in each leg plus finger prick

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    Quote Originally Posted by NjDeac77 View Post
    Found out today the hard way - 12 month shots are the worst. one in each arm and one in each leg plus finger prick
    Ouch. We have that to look forward to next month.

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