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    President to announce Bin Laden is Dead

    This doesn't sound good. Press says it is not about Libya.

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    Last edited by WakeForestRanger; 05-01-2011 at 10:47 PM.

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    @keithurbahn (Rumsfeld's Chief of Staff): "So I'm told by a reputable person they have killed Osama Bin Laden. Hot damn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hello View Post
    @keithurbahn (Rumsfeld's Chief of Staff): "So I'm told by a reputable person they have killed Osama Bin Laden. Hot damn
    Just coming to post that. That would be huge news for Obama. The other presidential contenders cpuld just drop out then.

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    That's definitely much better than some of the other things I've seen speculated.

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    Holy shit that would be huge

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    Quote Originally Posted by WakeForestRanger View Post
    That's definitely much better than some of the other things I've seen speculated.
    Yea my first thought was an imminent attack or going into syria. I hope we got bin laden

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    Apparently CNN and Fox confirmed it's Bin Laden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newenglanddeac View Post
    Yea my first thought was an imminent attack or going into syria. I hope we got bin laden
    Those were the two things I had seen speculated early on.

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    What's the Republican response? Will they demand the long form death certificate?

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    Beautiful irony that this preempts Celebrity Apprentice.

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    We should have just said we found him dead from a heart attack. Now he's a martyr.

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    Osama=noob
    noobs get pwned
    therefore
    Osama=pwned

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    Quote Originally Posted by bym051d View Post
    What's the Republican response? Will they demand the long form death certificate?
    Interesting response would be to call for a withdrawal. We got our guy, job done, right?

    Some individual members will probably say this, but the party won't. Will be interesting to see if the anti-imperialist wing of the GOP (the Ron Paul crowd) gains strength from this.

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    Can't Wait to see how this will be spun..

    Now let's get the guy inYemen and Al Zawahiri.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bym051d View Post
    What's the Republican response? Will they demand the long form death certificate?
    Since I got negative feedback asking why I'd say this, I'll explain that it's a joke.

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    Notifying his 3000 next of kin should be finished by Thanksgiving.

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    Hopefully there's enough of his body left that we can stick his head on a pike in the front lawn of the white house.

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    Great news. Sounds like it was a special forces op too and not a drone attack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bym051d View Post
    The other presidential contenders cpuld just drop out then.

    For sure. If Michelle doesn't like the curtains in the White House, she better change them, she's going to be living there another 5 years.

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