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Proper Response to Implants on a Business Acquaintance

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About fifteen years ago, there was a front page article in the Wall Street Journal about penis enlargement. This one guy was quoted several times and was very candid about his new dick. He said something about how much confidence it gave him when he walked into a meeting knowing what he was packing. Amazed me that anyone other than a porn star would think that would be helpful to his career in any way. Curious how the WSJ found out about the guy and why he would consent to an interview. Too bad he didn't work with the Workaholics guys, they would have had a field day with that clown's new and old dongs.

PS Kudos on the thread title: "proper response" and "business acquaintance" are some serious trojan horses.
 
2&2 Slider To Leyritz said:
One of the daughters has been working there since she was about 14, and is probably now 20 or 21. Smoking hot, but it is a little weird since we have known her since she was a kid. ... So what is the proper reaction?
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"Wow Megan, you've become quite a lady."
 
2&2 Slider To Leyritz said:
So for years at work we have frequented a restaurant for lunch that is owned/operated by a family. The dad is the primary cook, the mom is hostess and runs the register, the son clears the tables, and the daughters (along with some other non-relatives) are the waitresses. One of the daughters has been working there since she was about 14, and is probably now 20 or 21. Smoking hot, but it is a little weird since we have known her since she was a kid. In any case, she was gone from work for a few weeks, so we assumed she had just taken a vacation or decided to go to school or something. So she reappears today with a massive set of guns. I'm talking going from like an A to a DD on probably a 95 lb frame. This propels her from about an 8 to as close to a 10 as a normal person can be.

So what is the proper reaction? This isn't the case of a close friend where you could make a legitimate constructive comment without fear of offending her; at the same time, we've seen her once or twice a week for 6 or 7 years so it seems awkward to act like no change occurred. Obviously she got them to be noticed, but I don't think anyone would feel comfortable saying "Hey, love the new tits!" Do you just pretend like they don't exist, even though they are now staring you in the face as she flaunts them at eye-level?
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Fake tits have never taken an 8 to a 10.
 
Ignore Bake on such threads.
 
Tell her she looks voluptuous.....for the $$$ of those additions, you know she is one proud puppy and is soliciting complements.
 
Tell her your penis enlargement would look great between her tittays.
 
I say just stare at them. That's why she bought them. Honestly, there is no other reason, it is certainly not for health, it was elective surgery, and she elected to massively increase the size of her rack so guys would notice. Can't have it both ways.
 
"Way to ruin your body!" is the appropriate response.
 
Meh, I am not a big fan of the bolt ons either. They look good in clothes, but I dont really like them (as much) out of the box. I see his point (but not on Upton).
 
tbird said:
Tell her she looks voluptuous.....for the $$$ of those additions, you know she is one proud puppy and is soliciting complements.
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Plus, I've probably tipped her a few hundred dollars in the aggregate over the years. So I feel like I had a hand in (but unfortunately not on) them.
 
DirtySouthDeacon said:
Meh, I am not a big fan of the bolt ons either. They look good in clothes, but I dont really like them (as much) out of the box. I see his point (but not on Upton).
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yep. They may fill out a shirt or whatever but they're no fun for squeezin'

Upton has nice breasts, but the rest of her is just average. :noidea:
 
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