As for the rest of the night, we went to dinner at this awesome sports bar near his place, where we sat at a table with some UNC chicks. They were obviously nervous (hops!) by the presense of either Wakephan or myself. However phan bucketsd' the shit out of the situation and all we found out was their names (which we immediately forgot) and that one of them had just moved into the neighborhood. I thought she was the hot one, phan opted for another one being the hotter one. He then made some comments about how two dudes hanging with 3 girls would be difficult, so we were better off not pursuing them, at which point I nearly bitch slapped him to death.
Anyways nothing came of that and we moved on to other bars. So we finally posted up at a spot at like 10:30-11 and this chick (who I thought was totes adorbs/cute/hot) went right for phan. And that's where I'll end my tale. Basically wakephan has a hottie who wants it, and he has two weeks to hang out with her. Or he gets punched in the nuts.
Was that clear enough for you BSF?