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Reasons Why We Never Actually Wanted Shaka Smart

Biff Tannen

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1. His bush league, run around like a 28 days later zombie, spastic hustle style is likely to fail against consistently good backcourts like the ones you find in power conferences.
2. His wife is petty.
3. Our money isn't good enough for him.
4. His shirts don't fit him well.
5. Does the guy even own a sport coat?
6. Genetically confusing to Saneff.
7. Stole Jamie Skeen.
8. Tainted by association with mouthbreathing VCU public school filth fanbase.
9. Drives slow in left lane.
10. Picks it and eats it.
 
his tie comes no where close to his belt line. actually ends around his chest
 
Our money is better than him, not "not good enough."
 
Winning games isn't "The Wake Forest Way."
 
He's rumored to pass gas in an attempt to distract opposing players during free throws.
 
We prefer a stand-up guy. Too much diving for loose balls.
 
Maya Smart lied about getting her degrees from Harvard and Northwestern. They were actually from Princeton and University of Chicago.
 
He's afraid to have to play the big basketball schools (Duke, Cuse, UNC, etc) on a regular basis.
 
He never has understood this LOWF thing, no matter how many times Ron Wellman explained it.
 
11. He is a winner and will make all our other coaches look bad.
 
He's a slave driver. Exclusive footage:

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FUCK THE NEGATIVITY! SHAKA! SHAKA! SHAKA! - LET'S BE POSITIVE. WE'RE STILL ALIVE!
 
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