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    why would you put "hustler must throw me off the roof for photographic purposes" into your contract

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImTheCaptain View Post
    why would you put "hustler must throw me off the roof for photographic purposes" into your contract
    Because you're not just a porn star, you're a fucking artist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spot the Wonder View Post
    Because you're not just a porn star, you're a fucking artist.
    No, literally...a fucking artist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsywake View Post
    Russia?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brangus View Post
    Russia?
    Acid?

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    Just evil:



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    Quote Originally Posted by DeaconSlim2.0 View Post
    Just evil:


    True, but I prefer replacing the sanitizer with KY, and watch the people feverishly try rubbing their hands together for long periods of time with no avail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsywake View Post
    A little backstory here. Dan Bilzerian throws some naked porn star off the roof of a house into a swimming pool as part of a Hustler photo shoot (you can find the video online, but its obviously NSFW). Anyways, he throws her, but at the last minute she grabs his shirt and doesn't quite make it entirely into the pool and breaks her foot as it hits the cement landing. She files a lawsuit against him, and him being a badass motherfucker gives zero fucks, and this is his lawyer's response.
    Apparently, Dan posted a bunch of NSFW pictures on his instagram account and his publicist thought that might not be the best idea.

    Hungry

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeaconCav06 View Post
    Apparently, Dan posted a bunch of NSFW pictures on his instagram account and his publicist thought that might not be the best idea.

    this dude is awesome

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