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Chat Thread 150: The End's Not Near

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Say Hey Deac said:
I was browsing the book selection over on the new Amazon Kindle Unlimited offering (it sucks, by the way), and did a search for the author George Saunders. It returned a result from an author named George P Saunders, which I clicked on thinking it was George Saunders, and the book was like this guy's detailed experiences buying hookers. I quickly realized that was not the same author, and went back to the main page, only now all my recommended books to view are books about buying hookers (this must be a popular genre). No biggie, except the computer was logged in to my wife's Amazon account, so I had to go in and figure out how to delete that book from my browsing history so my wife didn't think I was perusing books about buying hookers.
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maybe it was your wife's search history that confused the george saunders in the first place?
 
palmab03 said:
And the only people who talk shit to dealers are OWGs so i have a history of getting in heated arguments with OWGs
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And if you're playing black jack, heaven forbid you ever split tens... OWGs haaaaaaaaaaaaate that.
 
never split tens or face duhhhh

dealer/stand/split
A /0.60/-0.349
2 / 0.623 / -0.0246
3 / 0.643 / 0.243
4 / 0.654 / 0.0756
5 / 0.668 / 0.131
6 / 0.676 / 0.180
7 / 0.772 / 0.061
8 / 0.790 /-0.09
9 / 0.756 / -0.257
10 / 0.559 / -0.318
 
WakeBDer said:
I believe it is baby time for HTTD and AWAR!
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TownieDeac said:
never split tens or face duhhhh

dealer/stand/split
A /0.60/-0.349
2 / 0.623 / -0.0246
3 / 0.643 / 0.243
4 / 0.654 / 0.0756
5 / 0.668 / 0.131
6 / 0.676 / 0.180
7 / 0.772 / 0.061
8 / 0.790 /-0.09
9 / 0.756 / -0.257
10 / 0.559 / -0.318
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yeah splitting tens is dumb
 
i don't always split tens... but when i do, it's to rustle jimmies.


seriously though, i only ever do it if the dealer's showing a 5 or 6 and usually after doing the half-hearted "i dunno... should I split?" question to the table - if there's big outcries not to, i don't.
 
DeacdeTejas said:
Speaking of yellow jackets, a guy I know from wake is in baptist right now cause he was doing yard work and got attacked by yellow jackets. Doctors say he got stung between 60-100 times.
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I stepped in a nest of yellow jackets back at Boy Scout camp many years ago and got stung about the same number of times. They put two tourniquets on my legs to slowly release the poison into my system, meanwhile knocking my ass out with benadryl. It wasnt all bad though, because the temps were near 100 and I got to stay in the air conditioning all day and was given ice cream whenever I wanted.
 
They already guaranteed me they would name the child Fart. I'm amped.

Hailtothe Fart "Squirrel" Deacons. What a great name.
 
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