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Ass Eating on the Rise

I thought blowjobs originated with our guys returning from France after WWI.
 
wakephan09 said:
No way that any sexual act was invented in the twentieth century. people were probably doing eiffel towers back in the stone age. they didn't even know why they were calling it an eiffel tower back then either.
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Pretty sure the monument is named after the sex act, not the other way around. It's actually a monument to the devil's threeway.
 
BJs have been around forever.

Asseating is just gross. There is no logical reason to eat ass, and if any chick opted to eat my ass, she wouldn't be getting any smooches afterwards, if ever again. If you're down there, just suck my dick. I mean, what's the point of being down there, slobbing on my knob, and then thinking, "I think I'll put my tongue up his ass!" People are fucking stupid. Porn stars, especially.
 
Went to a sex museum a couple of weeks ago. Blowies have been around forever. The Romans were giving blowies left and right.
 
come on now, elc. you don't like to lick a nicely waxed asshole when you go down on a special lady? the surprise element really gets them going.
 
EatLeadCommie said:
BJs have been around forever.

Asseating is just gross. There is no logical reason to eat ass, and if any chick opted to eat my ass, she wouldn't be getting any smooches afterwards, if ever again. If you're down there, just suck my dick. I mean, what's the point of being down there, slobbing on my knob, and then thinking, "I think I'll put my tongue up his ass!" People are fucking stupid. Porn stars, especially.
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I guess romance is dead, then.
 
ELC and Brangus are far bigger prudes than I ever imagined. #getbutt was a lie
 
EatLeadCommie said:
BJs have been around forever.

Asseating is just gross. There is no logical reason to eat ass, and if any chick opted to eat my ass, she wouldn't be getting any smooches afterwards, if ever again. If you're down there, just suck my dick. I mean, what's the point of being down there, slobbing on my knob, and then thinking, "I think I'll put my tongue up his ass!" People are fucking stupid. Porn stars, especially.
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Another rare moment I agree with ELC. It amazes me the same people who lick assholes will refuse to eat at a restaurant with a low inspection score. If you tongue a shithole, you pretty much surrender any future rights to complain about cleanliness or taste of anything again.
 
I ate at a restaurant with a B rating over Labor Day.
 
ITT: tongue punching the fartbox is not in ELC's play book; everyone surprised.
 
which is worse: the nose stuck in the butthole in a 69 or just giving it a few nice licks?
 
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