Not into it because unlike you guys I'm not GAY.
I think I need some context for how this came up.
which is worse: the nose stuck in the butthole in a 69 or just giving it a few nice licks?
which is worse: the nose stuck in the butthole in a 69 or just giving it a few nice licks?
how are you guys performing 69?
I'll be honest -- I'm a little surprised about ELC, because I figured he is a dude who has assuredly brought some dirty ho into a filthy bar shitter at 1:30 AM after several pitchers of Coors and conversations about how Bon Jovi is the best musical artist of all-time, pushed her down and forced her to chow down on his swampy growler for a bit before bending her over and hitting it hard from behind while the broad leaned against the urinal and screamed "Livin' On A Prayer." So this is unexpected news.
Clearly not vertically, amirite?
Another trend that porn has started. It was Deep Throat that mainstreamed blow jobs in the 70's. It was porn that popularized shaving the snatch in the mid to late 90's and now porn brings us this. When the country catched up to porn, it moves on to something new.
Shit, if that Kate Upton y'all love so much asked you stick your tongue up her ass you'd be lined up toot sweet
My bro was on the receiving end of a Rusty trombone. Said he was laying on his stomach post coitus and she up and buried her face in his ass. He said to imagine a chick who looks like Stifflers mom. Said it felt strange.
Had I stopped reading there, my impression of your brother would have been....different?