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Ass Eating on the Rise

Biff Tannen

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http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123

Naturally, the turn toward publicly embracing anal pleasures among heterosexuals is not without its critics, many of whom call anything involving that region "gross," "dirty" and/or "gay." The sudden popularity of eating booty brings an array of questions to the fore—Is this a 'queering' of straight sex? What has been the cause of this shift in attitudes? Is booty eating completely mainstream now? And, perhaps most interestingly, who is and who isn't 'eating da booty,' and whose booty is getting eaten?
 
I had a basketball coach in high school tell me this was the only way to really show your lady you love her.
 
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The Browntown restaurant is cavernous and somewhat dank. But don't let that deter you from the pleasurable tossed salad. Save room for dessert, too - their chocolate milkshakes and rice Krispy treats are internationally acclaimed.
 
Ol' Biff's gonna be pissed when he finds out Moonz stole his password.
 
[Redacted] has been eating and sacking ass for decades, ahead of his time
 

Brangus, I thought we had transcended unenlightened posts like this given your sexual reawakening? Now that you and your missus have moved beyond uninspired Sunday morning missionary position appointments into full-blown Wednesday 6 pm Fleshlight-aided filthy bone seshes on your kitchen counter in front of God and all your children, I just figured you'd have an open mind about these sorts of topics. I mean, when your wife penetrates you with the butt plug, does she not lube things up first down there?
 
Brangus, I thought we had transcended unenlightened posts like this given your sexual reawakening? Now that you and your missus have moved beyond uninspired Sunday morning missionary position appointments into full-blown Wednesday 6 pm Fleshlight-aided filthy bone seshes on your kitchen counter in front of God and all your children, I just figured you'd have an open mind about these sorts of topics. I mean, when your wife penetrates you with the butt plug, does she not lube things up first down there?

Nah you heard wrong, we're still stuck on Sunday mornings. The rest of the week I make do with fisting the dog.
 
Another trend that porn has started. It was Deep Throat that mainstreamed blow jobs in the 70's. It was porn that popularized shaving the snatch in the mid to late 90's and now porn brings us this. When the country catched up to porn, it moves on to something new.
 
Nah you heard wrong, we're still stuck on Sunday mornings. The rest of the week I make do with fisting the dog.

Brangus, for many posters this would an inappropriate question, but given your honesty, I think you can handle it: do you go down on your wife? If so, it would be quite easy to introduce this practice into your bedroom or kitchen counter or fuck swing.
 
There was seriously a time when blowjobs weren't mainstream? WTF kind of world is that?
 
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