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Tell Me What To do In Vegas

Did she have a Joan Jet hairstyle?

also no way in hell boogity deleted that photo before spanking to it at least once
 
Invite Brews and me and follow us around for the weekend.
 
RicoToy and I spent last weekend in Vegas with 5 other couples. It was for a friend's birthday (female turning 40) and she expected everybody to stay together all day everyday at the clubs and casinos. I knew that wouldn't work. The birthday girl actually wanted us to stay awake and not sleep all weekend, and I need sleep at my age (as well as hotel sex with my wife because it much better than regular bedroom sex) so my wife and I ended up separating from the pack the last day there. We were roaming around the strip Saturday night, when we came upon a small stage in front of Bellagio with tons of cops and camera crews. We waited a few minutes, and it turned out that Imagine Dragons were playing an unannounced 3-song set for a video shoot, so that was cool.

Anyway, the funniest thing that happened was that a friend's wife, whos a total diva, went up to these actors dressed as Roman soldiers in one of the casinos. She loves attention and she was rubbing all over the guy and pretending to kiss him, so her husband took a cellphone picture. We had a running group text with the 12 of us so that we could find each other if we ever got separated, so my friend forwarded the picture to all 12 with a message that said "Hey look at what my wife did". The problem was that he accidentally sent 2 pictures out: the Roman soldier picture and a nude picture of her from the night before in their hotel room. Totally nude. Full-frontal, smooth-down-there, standing-up nudity. When the text went through, I was holding his wife's pocketbook because she was riding the NY-NY roller coaster at the time, so I simply pulled out her cell phone and deleted it off her phone so she wouldn't know. We were all laughing about it and making all sorts of sexual innuendo (we had been partaking in the free casino liquor all morning), which the wife was clueless about, but the husband was really upset. He was almost to tears. We told him not to worry because nobody was going to tell, but right after lunch he took his wife aside and told her what happened. She was as mad as we expected, she was mad at me for messing with her phone, and she was mad at all the women for keeping it a secret from her. She stormed back to our hotel, but she ended up being OK by that evening. Although she did cut her husband off from sex and alcohol for the rest of the weekend and she made her husband tell us to knock it off with all the innuendo. He was so upset that he asked all of us to delete the picture, and I did.

Was this woman named Jody also?
 
Going this weekend so that the ball and chain can competitively exercise on vacation.

If the run is on a sunday, i can be in a sportsbook watching football while shes out running around for 3 hours, right?
 
Going this weekend so that the ball and chain can competitively exercise on vacation.

If the run is on a sunday, i can be in a sportsbook watching football while shes out running around for 3 hours, right?

She will be sewing his nostrils shut, putting a tracking device under his skin and taking away his ATM card and check book.
 
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