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John ruskin looks like a guy

JuiceCrew looks like a guy who sings along to Katy Perry and thinks he sounds at least as good as her.
 
Juice looks like a guy who drives his pontoon boat way too fast through the No Wake zone.
 
94 looks like a guy who knows which exits on I-85 to hit so he can use his 64-ounce refillable gas station cup
 
94 looks like a guy who frequents Hooters at least twice a month--not because of the girls, but because he thinks their wings "are the best"
 
LEEBUS looks like a girl who often takes "being one of the guys" too far in social situations by performing masculine sexual pantomimes until everyone is uncomfortable.
 
Dirkdiggler looks like a guy who asks for a doggie bag at the Chinese restaurant so he can take home the uneaten white rice
 
John Ruskin looks like a guy in the seats behind you at a concert who asks you to sit down when 95% of the crowd is standing.
 
Leebs looks like a girl who thinks she sat on something when she sees a guy checking out her ass.
 
Go looks like a guy who takes extra communal food from the office, but tries too hard to be covert with his seconds and thirds drawing more attention to himself by doing things like coming up with horrible excuses for why he needs to come back to the kitchen and audibly being excited by the pizza each time as if he hadn't noticed before.
 
John Ruskin looks like a guy who hired a ghost writer for this thread within the last few hours.
 
Deacfreak07 looks like a guy who takes a slow drive around his neighborhood in the morning and posts it on Facebook as a morning jog.
 
Ph looks like a guy who keeps a spreadsheet to keep track of current and upcoming tv shows.
 
ChrisL68 looks like a guy who keeps his own score for baseball games even when watching at home.
 
Liveanddie looks like a guy whose email address is blocked by no fewer than 7 sports beat writers
 
Juice is killing me over here.
 
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