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John ruskin looks like a guy

Palma looks like a guy who called Beer Pong "Beirut" for at least one semester before relenting.
 
I really enjoyed reading this thread while on posting hiatus. Some people are suuuuuuuuuuper good at it and some are so bad. Both make for hilarity. A public fuck you to LK and Caturday for bringing stuff from my actual LinkedIn page here. Here are a couple for them:

LiquidKarma looks like a manager at a bank who really just wants to throw it all away and work at the John Deere dealership.

Caturday looks like a guy who has, on more than one occasion, accidentally brought a high end call girl home and paid her in blow and one of his old North Face fleeces.
 
townie looks like a guy who kept a list of top 50 looks like a guy posts during his posting hiatus
 
they're all juice posts i know that much

dude had me rolling
 
TownieDeac said:
they're all juice posts i know that much

dude had me rolling
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some of my favorites, all from the juice collection:

Ph looks like a guy who is a little too proud of his ability to rotate between multiple live sporting events on TV.

Bmoney looks like a guy who has tried to explain OGBoards to his wife while at a family-owned restaurant on date night.

Numbers looks like a guy who frequently says simple phrases - "hello/goodbye", "thank you" - in foreign languages.

Go looks like a guy who always has his shirt tucked in, even to bed and the gym.

DF07 looks like a guy in an infomercial who is shown in black and white, flustered by a task, all sweaty and tangled.

Ph looks like a guy that could tell you within five people how many friends he has on Facebook.

DF07 looks like a guy that goes out of his way to be friendly to the one black kid on the 9-10 boys basketball team he coaches at the Y.

DSD looks like a guy who thinks his son is a pussy because he sucks at sports.
 
John Ruskin said:
You didn't find any of mine amusing????

I AM SHOCKED!!!!
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i'm sure i did, but the people that are the best at it are like the le batard originals where you get a vivid image of the specific and weird thing and it's so perfect

juice's "bmoney looks like a guy who picks ham sandwiches at catered work lunches" had me dying
 
Palma looks like the guy that tries to sing along to the current cool song w/ all the cool kids, but comes in to repeat the chorus one more time than the song actually does and has that awkward solo.
 
IAppreciateIt said:
some of my favorites, all from the juice collection:

Ph looks like a guy who is a little too proud of his ability to rotate between multiple live sporting events on TV.

Bmoney looks like a guy who has tried to explain OGBoards to his wife while at a family-owned restaurant on date night.

Numbers looks like a guy who frequently says simple phrases - "hello/goodbye", "thank you" - in foreign languages.

Go looks like a guy who always has his shirt tucked in, even to bed and the gym.

DF07 looks like a guy in an infomercial who is shown in black and white, flustered by a task, all sweaty and tangled.

Ph looks like a guy that could tell you within five people how many friends he has on Facebook.

DF07 looks like a guy that goes out of his way to be friendly to the one black kid on the 9-10 boys basketball team he coaches at the Y.

DSD looks like a guy who thinks his son is a pussy because he sucks at sports.
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These really are all perfect.
 
The Go one is the GOAT.

On the show the other day they said Philip Rivers looks like a guy that does the Tiger Woods club twirl after ripping a drive at the driving range.
 
Palma looks like a guy who owns one of those hats with a propellor on top that he wears to work parties.

BMoney looks like a guy that shakes his head no when they pour him wine to taste at Olive Garden.

Lbe08 looks like a girl who can field dress a deer but gets really confused at TurboTax.

Brews looks like a guy who threw out a lot of pairs of cargo shorts when he read the boards making fun of Palma wearing them.

Juice looks like a guy that overpronounces Mexican dishes at taco trucks.

Bobknightfan looks like a guy who lectures his grandkids aggressively on telephone etiquette.

DG3 looks like a guy who reuses his protein powder containers as penny jars.
 
Townie looks like a guy who had a favorite listening station at Camelot Music and would post up there all day without ever buying a CD.
 
Townie looks like the kinda guy that really takes his yelp reviews seriously
 
Townie looks like a guy who gets real salty when someone else calls shotgun well in advance of a trip.
 
TOWNIEDEAC looks like a guy who talks about his Bikram classes too frequently.
 
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