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    Quote Originally Posted by John Ruskin View Post
    haha, just posted on atlanta dining thread

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    Palma looks like a guy whose most uttered statement at restaurants is, "you gonna eat that?"
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    Palma looks like a guy who buys store brand potato chips
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    palma looks like a guy who refuse to allow his girlfriend to eat asian food with chopsticks because he can't figure out how to use them
    Although from perusing the thread, the naked male body and pooping seem to occupy an equal amount of the brain space.

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    bmoney looks like a guy who pulls his hammy during his 30 minute stretching warmup before playing pickup basketball but still talks trash as he limps out of the gym

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    plama looks like a guy whose posts really belong on the unpopular opinions thread

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    tsywake looks like a guy who is always apologizing profusely for meaningless things

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    Apetit looks like a guy who is instantly friend zoned by his crush and has to listen to her sob about how she can't find a good guy.

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    Bmoney looks like a guy who would take a girl to Red Lobster on a first date.

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    Apetit looks like a guy who is always having to clarify his South Asian ethnicity to his friends in his overwhelmingly white office who assume he can certainly identify with anything related to brown people.

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    DeaconSig looks like a guy that opens with a line from the Star Wars trailer on a first date.

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    bmoney looks like a guy who has no idea about golf etiquette.

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    Biff Tannen looks like the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around

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    Why would I give some bitch a reach-around?

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    Apetit looks like the kinda guy with at least one unopened collectible action figure

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    TAB looks like a guy who recycles jokes on a thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deacfreak07 View Post
    Apetit looks like a guy who is always having to clarify his South Asian ethnicity to his friends in his overwhelmingly white office who assume he can certainly identify with anything related to brown people.
    Isn't Apetit palma's boy who doesn't date Asians?

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    Millhouse looks like an old guy. Not RJK/BKF farting into his 18-year-old couch via proxy of a recycled, line-dried, adult diaper, but old.

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    Milhouse looks like a guy whose daughters' friends describe as "he looks like my mom's dad."

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    tsy looks like a guy who has worn the Cousin Eddie "shitter was full" outfit unironically

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    #s looks like a guy whose mommy sponge bathed him well into his tweens

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    Milhouse looks like a guy who comes home drunk late night and pisses in his own bushes

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    bbd looks like a guy who swallows a large load and then asks did you have asparagus for dinner?

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