TownieDeac
words are futile devices
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I didn't want to put this on the board.
Do you know much about Twitter?
If we are following each other and I send a tweet to @townie will it show up on your page for all other people who follow you to see?
Thanks,
[actual, real life first name redacted]
This shows why people give Townie shit. He doesn't understand the term PRIVATE!
This is the definition of a callout thread.
But his buddy will cover for him.
I apologize for completely botching the spelling of the word "perjury" there. Must've had a total brain cramp.
oh man. just went back through mine to see if i had any. NOPE. i did have some gems from ITK, though. i'll keep those private.
We were at Carlos and Charlie's on Sunset (right next door to the Body Shop- strip club in Beverly Hills Cop).
I was on the way to the bathroom when Rosie (Prince's huge black bodyguard. He was in Purple Rain) stopped me. He looked sad.
"Could you do me a favor?"
"What's up?"
"your girlfriend is a lot bigger (5'6/120) than my boss. She keeps bouncing him when you guys dance. Could you keep her away from him?"
'No problem."
Later that night , she was getting closer to Prince. I moved over and moved her away from him. It happened again. I moved her again.
On the way back to where we all sat, Rosie tapped me on the shoulder,"Thanks man. Know that I've got your back anytime you need it brutha."
I didn't think much about it until a couple of weeks later. I was walking to the bathroom when this asshole pushed me from behind and said,"Who the fuck are you?"
"I'm a guy going to take a piss."
He pushed me again. I turned to say something to him and there was a smiling Rosie, "I don't think he'll be bothering you again. Told you I got your back."
Subject: Best Prnice Story
This shows why people give Townie shit. He doesn't understand the term PRIVATE!
This is the definition of a callout thread.
But his buddy will cover for him.
Want to read?
Since you like to read...would like to read the first half of my attempt to turn the script that led to my book into a novel.
The craziness is just starting. It will end up being the next logical step after Dr. Strangelove, but on steroids and acid.
If you'd like to tell me what you think of it, send me your email.
This shows why people give Townie shit. He doesn't understand the term PRIVATE!
This is the definition of a callout thread.
But his buddy will cover for him.
this stuff never happened when moon and dv7 were mods.
If you want strip joints, Los Angeles/Beverly Hills could be a call. You could hire a limo one night and hit a four of five. The limo driver should be able to get you some strippers to come back to your hotel.
Also there are card clubs (poker, blackjack-big poker tournies on weekends) all over the area. There are plenty of golf courses.
If you make it a Fri-Mon, you could drive down to TJ for some raunchy strip shows with BJs at the table.
Rick
Your friends all better be good-looking.
If you drive to get to the good part of Montreal you go over a bridge. The guy at the tollbooth has the duty of turning away anyone who isn't good looking enough to be in Montreal. The same is true for the guy at immigration at the airport.
There's still time for plastic surgery for the ugly ones.
When I lived in Philly we used to go to Montreal all the time. Unbelievably beautiful women.....