• Welcome to OGBoards 10.0, keep in mind that we will be making LOTS of changes to smooth out the experience here and make it as close as possible functionally to the old software, but feel free to drop suggestions or requests in the Tech Support subforum!

List of Pretentious Shit

laptop computers
joggers
restaurants that accept reservations
diet soda
dental floss
clerks who refer to themselves as "customer service representatives"
birds of prey
people who work in skyscrapers
bullet trains
all types of legumes other than peanuts
HDTV
ophthalmologists
premium gasoline
Leyland cypress trees
caller ID
EZ pass toll collection
seafood
clothes that require ironing
volumizing shampoo
people who don't consider Pluto to be a planet
 
the word "technician" used for a job title. Like Plumbing Technician. Or Inventory Technician.

Technician, Associate, Specialist

Or verbose job titles like Senior Assistant Deputy Director to the President.
 
Strippers who don't get down during private dances.
 
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Adults taking photos with Santa w/out children
 
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