List of Pretentious Shit

Biff Tannen · Jan 27, 2015

Vietnam Vets.

Ralph Medlin · Jan 27, 2015

gourmet dog food

Go · Jan 27, 2015

Peter King, the MMQB

Ralph Medlin · Jan 27, 2015

vintage porn collections

Biff Tannen · Jan 27, 2015

TownieDeac said:
Operators (current Dan Boeckner project) new single

This.

Go · Jan 27, 2015

Ordering the fancy "Texas" marg instead of the one on special.

Say Hey Deac · Jan 27, 2015

HailToTheDeacons said:
Restaurants that accept anything besides cash.

Don't even get me started on biodegradable takeout containers.

JGDeac · Jan 27, 2015

Per critic reviews, basically all new films and music.

ImTheCaptain · Jan 27, 2015

chairs with wheels on them

Go · Jan 27, 2015

ImTheCaptain said:
chairs with wheels on them

don't get me started on old people w/ rascals.

DeacHead · Jan 27, 2015

PBR simultaneously belongs on this thread and the other one.

DG3 · Jan 27, 2015

BiffTannen said:
Chocolate Diamonds

Chocolate diamonds aren't pretentious. They're tacky.

Biff Tannen · Jan 27, 2015

Convection Ovens

Wakeforest22890 · Jan 27, 2015

Indica v. Sativa

Biff Tannen · Jan 27, 2015

Clients

Allen Covert · Jan 27, 2015

Parody posters

scooter84 · Jan 27, 2015

DCDeac said:
Trying to say the names of foreign countries, foods, or people with quasi-foreign pronunciation.

Hey! I love doing this! My family hates it, so I think it is hilarious.

Biff Tannen · Jan 27, 2015

Yeah, like saying Cote D'Ivoire.

Biff Tannen · Jan 27, 2015

Twitter

Biff Tannen · Jan 27, 2015

Lipstick Lesbians