List of Pretentious Shit

Biff Tannen · Jan 27, 2015

Baby Spinach
Food
Pats fans
Yankees fans
Townie's music
Duke
Trader Joe's
Triple Decker Hamburgers
Jaguar automobiles

bym051d · Jan 27, 2015

Movie Characters / Actors as screen names

TheTwinAndreBen · Jan 27, 2015

Custom Fleshlights

Go · Jan 27, 2015

Guys who track the beers they drink on Twitter

ImTheCaptain · Jan 27, 2015

lol this thread is going to be great

TheTwinAndreBen · Jan 27, 2015

People who don't work in museums that use the word 'curate'.

Wakeforest22890 · Jan 27, 2015

I don't really see how Duke, Yankee, or Pats' fans are pretentious. Generally I've found most of their fans to be morons.

TheTwinAndreBen · Jan 27, 2015

People who make effusive lists ranking subjective matters.

Biff Tannen · Jan 27, 2015

Wakeforest22890 said:
I don't really see how Duke, Yankee, or Pats' fans are pretentious. Generally I've found most of their fans to be morons.

The list says Duke. Duke is widely recognized as being pretentious. How do you not recognize this?

Biff Tannen · Jan 27, 2015

Anything that calls itself "classy."

Go · Jan 27, 2015

Carolina grads are pretentious. Duke grads are just yankees.

DCDeac · Jan 27, 2015

Trying to say the names of foreign countries, foods, or people with quasi-foreign pronunciation.

DeaconPeach · Jan 27, 2015

Go said:
Guys who track the beers they drink on Twitter

Hey now! Untapped rocks!

Wakeforest22890 · Jan 27, 2015

BiffTannen said:
The list says Duke. Duke is widely recognized as being pretentious. How do you not recognize this?

Duke is pretentious. Agreed.

The other two are not. At all.

BarcaDeac · Jan 27, 2015

UVA grads. you're #PSF.

Go · Jan 27, 2015

DeaconPeach said:
Hey now! Untapped rocks!

I said guys, not attractive women.

Rafi · Jan 27, 2015

Artisan bread

HalIncandenza · Jan 27, 2015

DeaconPeach said:
Hey now! Untapped rocks!

I like Untappd for seeing what is current in the area, but the people who link that to their twitter are total donks.

deacfan78 · Jan 27, 2015

the word "technician" used for a job title. Like Plumbing Technician. Or Inventory Technician.

WakeandBake · Jan 27, 2015

TheTwinAndreBen said:
People who make effusive lists ranking subjective matters.

this