If croissants were included, it would have been a tougher choice for me.
Who dafuq is Paul ?
Of those, doughnuts (official spelling as per KK) are the only ones that bring me joy so I'd keep those.
Muffins - I'm still allowed cake right? Muffins are just cake in a muffin tin, so no sacrifice here.
Biscuit - Elite biscuits can also bring joy, but practically speaking, living in New England elite biscuits are few and far between.
Bagels - lol. I've had the best bagels (Montreal, Manhattan) by reputation and all I thought was "this is pretty good for a big clump of bread". If bialys and even baguettes are still available, then I don't feel like I'm missing anything by excluding bagels.
Unsurprising that you philistines prefer sugar-laden doughnuts to scones. Bad scones are dry and terrible but good ones are irresistible.
Yeah this is the issue. If it's not specific on region I'm in on biscuits, but if I'm stuck eating New England biscuits I guess I'd rather have a bagel.
Any good scones in chi town?
Have you had a biscuit at Sweet Cheeks? They're very very good, though overhyped, probably in no small part because whatever the 2nd best biscuit is lags far behind. An article in Forbes proclaimed it "best biscuit in the world", for anyone that happens to look to Forbes for biscuit recs.