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what's a good depth for a fella? I know I'm at least deep as a hot chicks tongue but I'm not sure how that ranks?
 
My first secretary was this 22 yr old smokeshow who came into the office on Halloween wearing something like this.

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It took all of 5 minutes for the hens to complain and make her cover up.
 
getsomeDEACinya said:
Say Hey - I feel like this broom stick thing is going to turn off potential bhole measuring candidates. And I also think we need to open it up to more people....PhDeac might have a super deep bhole but now we'll never know!
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Deacfreak07 said:
Width is something that can be improved with PEDs and a disciplined training regimen. Depth is God-given.
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Plus with bhole width you can be a grower or a shower. Bhole depth is easier to measure.

GSDIY, if the broomstick makes you nervous, it could also be done with a shovel handle or rake handle or turkey baster, among other things.
 
Say Hey Deac said:
Plus with bhole width you can be a grower or a shower. Bhole depth is easier to measure.

GSDIY, if the broomstick makes you nervous, it could also be done with a shovel handle or rake handle or turkey baster, among other things.
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no wooden handles!!! also no turkey basters/beer bottles because the suction could make it get stuck....trust me....a friend told me.
 
I think I'm gonna early vote today. Undecided on president may flip a coin or leave it blank. I like them both though. Defs NOT voting for dash dad he seems corrupt and he's not on the ballot where I vote.
 
buscemi is awesome

volunteer firefighter who worked 12 hr shifts the week after 9/11, looking for bodies and cleaning up rubble

also volunteered a bunch after sandy

dude is the man
 
getsomeDEACinya said:
no wooden handles!!! also no turkey basters/beer bottles because the suction could make it get stuck....trust me....a friend told me.
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Broomsticks have been used successfully since bhole depth measuring contests were first invented, so I don't see the concern. That said, what are you suggesting? A PVC pipe? The handle of one of those silicon spatulas? What if you put a condom over the wooden rake handle?
 
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