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Biff Tannen

Biff Tannen

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It's gonna be a good one this year. Lots of horses with various odds. You may remember last year they had this race too and it was good.

Race will be Saturday and it's on TV.
 
I will post on this thread since it is the official thread.
 
There has been some action on some of the horses and some of the lines may have moved.
 
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Analysis shows that a lot of the horses who have won this thing in the past have been brown. So think twice before you bet on a white or black horse.
 
Ask doofus to run the numbers on that.

#cancelraceletkenpomdecide
 
Just got confirmation that there will be a trio of horse races this year. Any horse winning all three races will be called a "Triple Crown" winner. The KY Derby is the first race. We will find out about the other races as they occur in the future.
 
THREE horse races in ONE year?!?! HOW DO THEY FIND THE TIME?!
 
can we contribute the rise of ass eating to KY Jelly doing well enough to sponsor a pony race?
 
Dunno.

Also, if the horse fucks up in the race, they will execute him right there at the track. So, keep watching till the end.
 
BiffTannen said:
Just got confirmation that there will be a trio of horse races this year. Any horse winning all three races will be called a "Triple Crown" winner. The KY Derby is the first race. We will find out about the other races as they occur in the future.
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You may want to skip the first one as the closest Radisson to Churchill Downs is in Cincinnati making for a rough drive after a day of guzzling mint juleps. Baltimore and NYC are much more race fan friendly as those cities boast 3 and 4 Radissons respectively.
 
any truth to the rumor that if you're a good racing horse you then get to become a professional fucker?
 
BarcaDeac said:
any truth to the rumor that if you're a good racing horse you then get to become a professional fucker?
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Yes. Women like a winner and like to have sex with a champion. These horses have an enormous sex drive and are High T. The owners can make a lot of money on these stud fees.
 
I heard that, this year, a bunch of celebrities have decided to show up? Maybe even Tom Brady?! Please confirm, thx.
 
For a little cash, muckraker Tommy Elrod will sell you the inside scoop from the barn where he shoveling horse shit. In Louisville it will go fast.
 
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