This from Billy Graham's son
"Rev. Franklin Graham will now lead us in prayer. Reverend?"
"Dear Lord, we would like to pray for our modern Messiah, President Donald J. Trump. Lord, please bless this man who has done so much for rich preachers like myself. His tax cuts alone are going to save me a fortune. I'm thinking of getting into the private, for-profit Christian school business thanks to his generosity in supporting such enterprises. Why, I'll get tax breaks for my private jet down at Wilkesboro's airport! Yes, oh Lord, your servant Donald has served me - I mean us Christians - so well. We love the way he attacks his enemies - the poor, minorities, disabled people, women, parents who have lost a child in military service - you know, all the people that your son Jesus hated. And, we know that Jesus would have approved of the crude and vulgar way he shows off his money and material things, displays his vanity and ego at every opportunity, and divides people so that they turn on one another. The fact that he doesn't seem to understand the Bible, or that he's broken most of the Ten Commandments at every opportunity, or that he's on his third trophy wife, is something we're sure you'll understand, Heavenly Father, because he's helping to make people like me richer and richer. And, we hope and pray that you'll send that fine man Roy Moore down in Alabama to the Senate to support him, dear Jesus, because even if he did molest teen girls we don't care. We need that vote in the Senate to make sure the final version of that tax bill passes, cut welfare programs for the needy, and try to roll back gay and transgender rights. Because, you know, those perverts might try to assault underage girls in restrooms, the same way Mr. Moore did as an assistant DA. In all these things we pray, Amen."