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    Double checking but this one appears to be legit. This is what Tucker Carlson is covering tonight folks.


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    Video.


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    I thought the whole big deal about panda births is that itís really difficult to get them to procreate.

    I guess I should watch the video.

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    If he didnít have Brian Fantana on, Tuckerís a pussy.

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    So according to the video, pandas are bears. Good to know somebody counted how many times pandas have sex in a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhDeac View Post
    I thought the whole big deal about panda births is that itís really difficult to get them to procreate.

    I guess I should watch the video.
    Really really low natal survival rates. They can get pregnant, but the babies die pretty frequently in the first few weeks/months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by birdman View Post
    Really really low natal survival rates. They can get pregnant, but the babies die pretty frequently in the first few weeks/months.
    So zoos are like panda Planned Parenthood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newenglanddeac View Post
    Video.

    blame the wall street journal.
    just drivin' round in John Voight's car

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhDeac View Post
    So zoos are like panda Planned Parenthood.
    Defund Planned Pandahood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wakephan09 View Post
    Defund Planned Pandahood.
    Man. It was sitting right there. That's much better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhDeac View Post
    Man. It was sitting right there. That's much better.
    You still up working too? Sigh. At least we could make a panda fertility joke before bedtime

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    Pandas are just more immigrants coming here to have anchor cubs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wakephan09 View Post
    You still up working too? Sigh. At least we could make a panda fertility joke before bedtime
    Totally worth it.

  14. #274
    I really thought the panda thing was fake, WTF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wakephan09 View Post
    Defund Planned Pandahood.
    Newborn pandas are basically fetuses, barely viable. Panda bamboo based diets are so nutrient poor that their babies are born very under-developed and their milk is not very nutritious. They look like marsupial babies but without the benefit of a pouch. I am guessing Tucker didn't talk about any of this.


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    what in the god earthly fuck

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    Fox news doesn't even know what to do now that the Pubs have all 3 branches. They're secretly begging for the Dems to take back congress so they can have something somewhat believable to blame this insane ineptitude on. They also will likely get an impeachment boost out of it.

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    Decided to watch foxnews for the first time today. I've seen/read alot about Nunes and he always seemed like the donk y'all have said he is. His moves have been turrrible. But that guy is good on TV. Convincing, seems reasonable and composed. He'll take out Rosenstein soon.

    But it is batshit insane that these people are all just talking directly to Trump, and its working. They're basically running the country.

    But you can also see why they're winning the media wars. They're doing the same thing Trump did to win, be cocky, condescending, but somewhat likable. Whereas the CNN pundits just come off as dweebs losing their minds. CNN needs to just hire Kimmel or something to compete.
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