Bullshit Fox News Says

The Washington Post did a fake lineup making fun of the new Fox Weather Channel. It's pretty good.

2—4 a.m.: Dangerous Hurricane Now Making Its Way from Foreign Waters to Your Home Because Joe Biden Isn’t Strong Enough

4—6 a.m.: Cloud Caravan Shaped Like All Your Worst Nightmares Is Almost to Your Neighborhood

6—8 a.m.: Worst Weather Moments of the Obama Administration

8—9:30 a.m.: Tucker Carlson Asks Whether Anyone (Dr. Fauci?) Can Explain Why Clouds Look So Much Like Sheep If We Aren’t Being Programmed to Obey

9:30—11 a.m.: Static Shots of Trump Golf Courses Where the Weather Is Very Nice

11 a.m. — noon: Sinkhole Given Free Hour to Defend Itself

Noon — 1 p.m.: Paid Programming — MyPillow Also Serves as a Personal Flotation Device Not That You’ll Ever Need It

1—2 p.m.: It’s Not Raining Anywhere We Have Sent Correspondents! America Is Doing Much Better Than Other Stations Would Have You Believe!

2—3 p.m.: You Shouldn’t Feel Bad About These Wildfires

3—4 p.m.: We Just Broke a 100-Year Heat Record in Five States, But They Wouldn’t Call It “Permafrost” If It Were Not Permanent Frost

4—5 p.m.: Sixteen Hurricanes the Mainstream Media Is Trying to Keep From You and Refuses to Name Yet

5—5:30 p.m.: Rainbows: Fine in The Privacy of Their Own Homes But I Don’t Need One Over My Workplace

5:30—6 p.m.: Paid Programming — These Sunglasses Are Stronger Than the Sun Itself! They Have the Properties of Copper!

6—7 p.m.: Things Used to Be Better When I Was Younger, But the Weather Wasn’t One of Them, The Weather Has Always Been Like This and It’s Fine

7—8 p.m.: Lightning: Why Is God Upset? Our Panel Weighs In.

*Primetime lineup*

8—9 p.m.: It’s Raining! Counterpoint: No, It’s Not!

9—10 p.m.: I Personally Have Never Experienced a Derecho and Don’t Think They’re a Problem

10—11 p.m.: Could the Flood Be Because of Something Your Child’s Public School Teacher Is Doing Wrong?

11 p.m. — Midnight: Greg Laughs About the Weather

Midnight — 2 a.m.: Two Hours of People Saying “Merry Christmas” in July

They missed a segment on how the National Weather Service is trying to force multi-culturalism upon us by naming hurricanes with ethnic names.

the copper-powered sunglasses got me

Ooof.

Brilliant.

So now it’s simultaneously nonexistent, a Chinese lab created bio weapon, not a big deal, AND a natural disease that is supposed to wipe out many many people? No wonder it takes the greatest President in history to make sense of all the contradictions.

06deacon said:

So now it’s simultaneously nonexistent, a Chinese lab created bio weapon, not a big deal, AND a natural disease that is supposed to wipe out many many people? No wonder it takes the greatest President in history to make contradictions of all the sense.

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FIFY

what's the possible motivation for pushing the anti-vax nonsense? Is it just cause Biden is boring AF, and this is the only thing out there to get clicks ?

stugotz said:

what's the possible motivation for pushing the anti-vax nonsense? Is it just cause Biden is boring AF, and this is the only thing out there to get clicks ?

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It's because the companies didn't name the vaccines Trump vax1, Trump vax2 etc. He did give the companies the money.

stugotz said:

what's the possible motivation for pushing the anti-vax nonsense? Is it just cause Biden is boring AF, and this is the only thing out there to get clicks ?

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I've read some articles recently that agree with your point - that Biden is too boring, practical, and non-controversial for the GOP to use him to rile up the base (as they could with Obama and Hillary), and so right-wing media and pols are flailing around searching for culture war issues to try and gin up the Trumpite rubes. The "controversy" over teaching Critical Race Theory in public schools is one such issue, and the anti-vax, anti-mask stuff is another.

Highland Deac said:

I've read some articles recently that agree with your point - that Biden is too boring, practical, and non-controversial for the GOP to use him to rile up the base (as they could with Obama and Hillary), and so right-wing media and pols are flailing around searching for culture war issues to try and gin up the Trumpite rubes. The "controversy" over teaching Critical Race Theory in public schools is one such issue, and the anti-vax, anti-mask stuff is another.

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The GOP are fools to push the anti-vax, they already have an old demographic and now only Republicans will be dying from C-19. Are they trying to lose elections?

Imagine having such a warped understanding of US history that you think white people should live in fear of violence from other people.

White people probably should have some fear but “they are lucky that what Black people are looking for is equality and not revenge.”


Yet, the W brothers formerly known as J, Brad and the Fox News crowd need to feel threatened. They need to be the victim. Count your blessings and move on. If there is a soul inside you, look around and see if you can help someone move on with you.

stugotz said:

what's the possible motivation for pushing the anti-vax nonsense? Is it just cause Biden is boring AF, and this is the only thing out there to get clicks ?

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$$$. These people box themselves into a corner where they've said so much crazy stuff they just have to keep going with it for clicks.

WakeForestRanger said:

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Of course they have no shame, but it really is amazing that these guys and gals aren't twisted like pretzels due to constant backtracking and making contradictory statements, sometimes within a day of one another.