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That book is probably worth a ton these days. Even more to people like Sebastian Gorka.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...articipate-in-trumps-parade-citing-bone-spurs
The Pentagon has turned down Donald J. Trump’s request for a grand military parade in Washington, D.C., citing a sudden outbreak of bone spurs that would prevent men and women in uniform from participating.
Harland Dorrinson, a Pentagon spokesman, said that, within an hour of Trump’s request, more than a hundred thousand military personnel complained that they were suffering from acute cases of bone spurs that would make marching in such a parade a painful ordeal.
“In the history of the U.S. military, we have never experienced a bone-spur epidemic of this magnitude,” the spokesman said. “Regrettably, however, we have no choice but to issue thousands of deferments.”
A statement from the bone-spur sufferers said that they would continue to valiantly serve their country around the world in a non-marching capacity, and offered an alternative to their participation in Trump’s proposed pageant.
“President Trump is welcome to march in the parade all by himself if he would finally like to enlist,” the statement read.
Such a wasteful use of funds that could be utilize elsewhere. Nobody but Trump gives a shit about this.
Warak - I could be wrong but I feel like you mentioned that you are a vet at some point.
Curious what veterans think about this parade?
Now he can cancel it and say he saved $90 million and gave it to the vets