Boomer Loses Mind, wants to be 20 years younger so he can get laid

Lying about your age on dating websites is usually considered a bit of a faux pas. Now a 69-year-old Dutchman wants the courts to make him officially 20 years younger, likening the change to identifying as transgender.

Emile Ratelband has launched a legal bid to change his age by 20 years in order to improve his chances with women on dating applications like Tinder and help with job prospects, according to reports in Dutch media.
"You can change your name. You can change your gender. Why not your age? Nowhere are you so discriminated against as with your age," Dutch paper De Telegraaf quoted Ratelband as saying.
On Monday, he asked a court in his hometown of Arnhem, in the east of the country, for his date of birth to be changed from March 11, 1949 to March 11, 1960.
He told the court that he "suffers" as a 69-year-old and has been feeling "20, 25 years younger" than his official age, according to Dutch newspaper Algemeen Dagblad.

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Ratelband, whose website describes him as a personal development entrepreneur, told De Telegraaf he is a "young god" and said a change to his legal age would help him live life with gusto.
"If I put on Tinder that I am 69, I will not get a response...[As] 49, with that face of mine, then I'm rammed," he said.

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PhDeac said:

ITT I learned you can’t lie about your age on Tinder.

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ImTheCaptain said:

69-year-old Dutchman starts legal bid to become 20 years younger

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RJKarl said:

This show his real problem...MATH....changing his "official" birth date from 1949 to 1960 is 11 years not 20...

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WFU71 said:

If the dude had a lot of money, his age wouldn't be a problem.

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ImTheCaptain said:

that's why he wants 1969, not 1960. plus it's the sex number

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