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    Florida Man Arrested By Police After Demanding Cash and Donuts From Krispy Kreme

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    Not sure which one is better (paraphrasing).

    Florida man vapes semen

    Florida man steals $33,000 in rare coins, cashes them in for $29 at Coinstar machine

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    cookout = blabbermouth?
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    Naked Florida man stood in a fire and chanted ‘gibberish.’ Mushrooms did it, cops say

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    Quote Originally Posted by SC DEAC View Post
    Florida Man puts semen in co-workers water. ( Hah, beat that.)

    I guess you are a Sagittarius also.


    Florida man arrested for shoplifting after job interview

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    Florida man charged in naked rake attack

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    One of my coworkers had the best one:


    Florida Man Dies In Explosion After Attempting To Microwave A Microwave



    A Florida man has had one of the most epic deaths we’ve ever written about. 26-year old Bill Davis died yesterday after attempting to microwave a microwave. He was in a video call with his friends and, since they were bored, they dared him to microwave a smaller microwave and he did it.

    “I didn’t really think he was gonna do it. He is (or was) one of our craziest friends, who would do anything just to make us laugh”, said Michael, who was in the video call.

    “He had a big and a small microwave at home”, said Vanessa, one of Davis’ friends, “he put one into the other and plugged in the biggest one, and then it started”, she concluded.

    “He turned it on for 4:20 minutes, we all laughed at that moment”, said Thiago. “But we stopped laughing when he heard the explosion and the video call stopped”.

    After hearing the explosion, they called the police and found that Davis was dead and his chicken was burned.

    “He did it to make us laugh. We will never forget about him.”, said Vanessa in tears.

    Please don’t try this at home.

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    I love mankind...it’s people I can’t stand!!

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    July 29: "Florida man brings gator on beer run."

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    My fiancee's is "Florida man threatened to kill neighbors with machete named 'kindness'"

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    Florida Man Arrested for Making Grills at Home

    That would be "dental" grills.

    https://youtu.be/8fijggq5R6w

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    Florida man accuses dog of shooting girlfriend in leg.
    Per-capita which has more bizarre stories, Florida or Russia ?
    Space Force in

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    Well she should have had a dog with a gun.

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    Florida man arrested for calling 911 17 times because he “was lonely”

    https://www.abc4.com/news/national-n...he-was-lonely/

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhDeac View Post
    Well she should have had a dog with a gun.
    I see what you did there. Well done.

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    "Florida man thought women drivers were incompetent, so he shot them."

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    SRSO: Milton man hit pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby's paternity

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