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How often do you poop?

How often do you deuce?

  • Once per day

    Votes: 26 38.8%

  • Twice per day

    Votes: 26 38.8%

  • 3 or more times per day

    Votes: 9 13.4%

  • 5-6 times per week

    Votes: 3 4.5%

  • 3-4 times per week

    Votes: 3 4.5%

  • Twice per week

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Once per week

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Less than once per week

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Unwiped ass

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Dropping the doofi off at the pool

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    67
  • Poll closed .
fiestadeac said:
If I run +7 miles then its an all day affair. Not fun...
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The running shits are a real and scary thing. I used to always keep a roll of tp in a ziplock bag (I sweat a lot) in my backpack when I ran. Shit yourself in the middle of tanglewood once and you learn your lesson.
 
I used to subscribe to the "only poop on the company dime" philosophy, but then I realized how much more enjoyable pooping is in the comfort of my own home. No one else ever comes in, there's a window in my bathroom, I have a squatty potty, I can take my pants all the way off if I'm feeling it, and best of all, the only smells in there are created by me.

I only poop at work when absolutely necessary.
 
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