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Trump Wants to Buy Greenland

Annex.

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The Danes should let him. After five or six payments, he'll BK and default. They will make all that money and get Greenland back within a year or two at the most.
 
The Danish PM just said he thought this was an April's Fools joke. What a great starting place for a meeting next month.
 
Don’t need no wall t’ keep out them Hispanic crim’nals.

Go fer it.

Brilliant! Mexican can swim the rio grand, sure, but the Baffin Bay is way bigger and probably quite cold for at least a couple more centuries.
 
But we'll have to watch for the indigenous peoples from Northern Canada and maybe even Lapland.
 
Are you trying for a record of most unfunny jokes in one thread?
 
This isn't nearly as insane an idea as it initially sounds. Truman tried to purchase it from the Danish in the late 40s for strategic military reasons. It has a huge air force base already...not sure what more we need up there in terms of enhancing our defense capabilities.
 
Fortifying Greenland is the best way to maintain control of North America and keep the valuable 5 army bonus. Especially if you can push into Iceland as a buffer. Much easier to keep control over than Europe or Asia.
 
Fortifying Greenland is the best way to maintain control of North America and keep the valuable 5 army bonus. Especially if you can push into Iceland as a buffer. Much easier to keep control over than Europe or Asia.

You know you can never have a land war in Asia....in Risk :)
 
Although it would never happen, I would be interested in what a ballpark FMV would be for Greenland.
 
Interesting q - does it have any natural resources to speak of?

"Greenland is rich in natural resources, including iron ore, lead, zinc, diamonds, gold, rare-earth elements, uranium and oil, according to the Brookings Institution, a nonprofit public-policy organization in Washington, D.C."
 
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