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    Quote Originally Posted by WRS View Post
    I just Googled to determine whether Iím upper class. A Pew study apparently concluded that 19% of America lives in ďupper incomeĒ households with a median income of $187,872 in 2016. Guessing a good many people here qualify. We know Biff does at a minimum.
    Squarely in the middle class. My wife and I have spent our whole careers working for either nonprofits or the school system, so itís not surprising.

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    Yep, I'm right smack in the middle then. Although I only work for 10 months a year, and get to retire at 52, suckers!!!!! And I'll bitch and moan about it every step of the way.


    My brother is upper class though. Hells yeah. Rich family to sponge off of.

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    Hypothetical: you must choose between having your newborn daughter blessed with intelligence, but be ugly as shiiiiiit; or your newborn daughter is blessed with beauty at every age, but slightly below average intelligence.

    This is a really hard one for me.

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    seriously?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grabs Turds Bare View Post
    Hypothetical: you must choose between having your newborn daughter blessed with intelligence, but be ugly as shiiiiiit; or your newborn daughter is blessed with beauty at every age, but slightly below average intelligence.

    This is a really hard one for me.
    why is this a difficult decision for you?

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    too much incest porn for GTB

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    On the first option, what level of intelligence? If average, I choose the latter every time. For boy and girl.

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    +2 to INT
    -4 to CHA

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    Oh man, my brother is going to see the Connells tomorrow night and I'm super jealous. I had no idea that they were still around and I haven't listened to them in a lot of years, but I put them on a while ago and I still know all of the words to all of their songs. I saw them live a number of times when I was in HS and at Wake and it was always a lot of fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImTheCaptain View Post
    that's about as good as it gets, fellas and ladles
    Is this what we're calling Townie now?

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    yeah, he's definitely not a fella

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarcaDeac View Post
    seriously?
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    Of course it is
    Question for you: have you ever been ridiculously good looking? Like, 9/10?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WRS View Post
    Iím having the mother of all ďfirst world problemsĒ mornings. Iíll surely open up myself to a good round of bashing over this but here goes...

    óOur house cleaner misplaced one of the shoes I was planning to wear this morning so I spent 15 minutes scouring my bedroom for the other.
    óMy wife moved the keys to my car some inconceivable place when she left this morning so I ended up driving our Honda Fit to work.
    óThe fancy coffee place down the street messed up my $5 latte but I had already waited too long to have them fix it.

    Being an upper middle class white person is hard.
    Quote Originally Posted by ImTheCaptain View Post
    one of the shoes?
    Check out mr 1%, with the PAIR of shoes

    Quote Originally Posted by wfudkn View Post
    Oh man, my brother is going to see the Connells tomorrow night and I'm super jealous. I had no idea that they were still around and I haven't listened to them in a lot of years, but I put them on a while ago and I still know all of the words to all of their songs. I saw them live a number of times when I was in HS and at Wake and it was always a lot of fun.
    Donít be jealous. They suck live. They donít want to play their old stuff and have no personality. (Iíll caveat this statement by adding that I last saw them around 2000, and that was my experience then, but perhaps they have mellowed with age.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grabs Turds Bare View Post
    Question for you: have you ever been ridiculously good looking? Like, 9/10?
    have you ever been intelligent?

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    ZING BURN. GTB may not recover from that all weekend. Yikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImTheCaptain View Post
    have you ever been intelligent?
    GTB ď Smart enough to wear a condom while I plow your momĒ

    There covered it for you

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    what would you guess you do more than anybody else on the boards?

    for me, I would guess I might eat more chickpeas than anyone else -- I probably average four cans-worth a week across various formats

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    Quote Originally Posted by JuiceCrewAllStar View Post
    what would you guess you do more than anybody else on the boards?

    for me, I would guess I might eat more chickpeas than anyone else -- I probably average four cans-worth a week across various formats
    Thatís a lot.

    I have had the belief that every person has something extraordinary about them relative to the rest of the global population. Unfortunately my gift is sweating. Iím EASILY a top 10 sweater in the world. Itís a pretty shitty superpower, but if you ever want a product reviewed for wicking or chafe prevention, Iím your guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JuiceCrewAllStar View Post
    what would you guess you do more than anybody else on the boards?

    for me, I would guess I might eat more chickpeas than anyone else -- I probably average four cans-worth a week across various formats
    I bet I drink more La Croix's than anyone else on these here boards. Probably have 8-10 a day.

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