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Pit Kumite

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See I associate biff with Sperry's and real estate conventions in suburban Best Westerns.
 
Nahhh. I've got a pair of Sperrys that I wear when surf fishing in case I catch a stingray. Most meetings I go to are in pretty decent places/hotels.

Where do I send the rent check via PayPal or Venmo for the space I occupy in your head ?
 
maybe biff could have a bulldog or non Wake Forest game tickets. could give you a vicious paper cut.
 
tigerswood said:
If you get to bring one object into the cage that's most associated with your boards name/persona, what are you taking? I think mine would def be a golf club, which I'm pretty pleased with, while GTB's would be a literal piece of feces, or a used condom. Mako, you get a basketball or coach's clipboard. ATS probably gets a dumbbell or some home gym piece of equipment. N&C gets anti-rage medication (not good here).
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I think I'd rather have a giant padlock on a chain that I wear around my neck... Something something "LOCK of the week".

And then I can use it as a weapon.

Kind of like RacerDeac's JYD avatar, now that I think about it.
 
BiffTannen said:
Matches the one your wife has on your balls.
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Biff... How could a person even logistically put a padlock on a chain on someone's balls?

That doesn't even make any sense.

Think before you post next time.

Jeez.





It's actually a special kind of scrotal cilice that she has on me. With a remote.
 
Yeah, I meant like some sort of cock lock since she won't have sex with him unless he stays in shape.
 
I'm super ok with the direction this super-masculine thread about fist fights has gone.
 
You've been ducking me long enough, Biff. Round 1. Name the time and place. I'll be out back practicing falling down.
 
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